jafry

a male who acts like a wanksta, dumbass, and asshole all in one
and also an abcd (even though he wasnt born in america!!!!!!!)

Why the hell are you acting so stupid?? Do you WANT to be like Jafry???????

by desi fly chic May 8, 2004

Jarrod

A kid that manipulates his friends into making them say things that they don't want to talk about. He will talk himself up and then bitch out on the things he tells people to do

Oh did you here Jarrod ruined Hunter's life

by ya-boi-is-lit January 6, 2019

Jarrod

Crazy loves children of all ages and has a small penis that he sucks himself.

*Mom* My child is missing who could of did it
*Cop* It was probably another case of Jarrod

by Long Penis? October 21, 2015

Cookie Jarring

Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

Cookie Jarring: Shoving half-baked cookie dough up your ass and shitting it into a cookie jar.

"Sorry I was late to work, boss. I got tied up because I was cookie-jarring. I had a chocolate chip stuck in my rectum for an hour and just couldn't get it out."

by AnimorphFan June 15, 2020

Jarred

usually a jewish boy who is a hypebeast and his mom is a bitch. He also has a small penis.

That jarred last night was horrible in bed and his finger was broken.

by dasjafj December 14, 2010

Ziad Jarrah

Ziad Jarrah was the hijacker pilot of United Airlines Flight 93. He, with 4 other people, helped hijack and crash the plane into a field in Shanksville, PA on September 11, 2001.

Example 1 :Ziad Jarrah, we have to do it now.

Ziad: OK. *pulls out boxcutter* Hijack plane!! Hijack plane! Stay calm! We have bombs and guns!!

by alkao February 3, 2009

Jarrod

Couch dweller. One who fears the sun. Usually has long lusterous black hair. High Priest of Aethios. Wardrobe consists of nothing but black clothing. Including Ninja shoes. Exceptionally good at Magic. The epitome of awesomeness. Deadly, one whos wrath is to be feared.

Person 1- Dude, that guy is sooooo jarrod,
Person 2- No way man, no one is that cool.
Person 3- No dude, he just jarroded the hell out of that guy at magic!

by Tits On A Stick August 3, 2008