internet diva

noun. A woman of ill repute that claims to look like beyonce or other period correct celebrity whose actual proportions mirror those of a whale. An internet diva's only true talent is duping lonely boys on the internet into e-relationships.

Using low resolution, over-exposed, and off-angle pictures are the hallmark of an internet diva in training.

by chunky October 1, 2007

Internet eyes

The dry, irritated feeling your eyes get when you've been at your computer too long. Often, your eyes take on a bloodshot look. See also TV eyes, PlayStation eyes, XBox eyes.

A. Dude, what's with the Internet eyes?
B. Man, I just spent six hours at urbandictionary.com. My eyes are dry as f*ck!

by MrSmartyPants February 17, 2009

internet explorer

no words for it. just get firefox and google chrome and delete that shit right away.

Guy 1: "Yo, what internet browser do you use?"
Guy 2: "I use internet explorer."
Guy 3: "That shit is CANCER get that shit out of your computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"

by M_too_flee April 20, 2013

internet hooligan

the type of people who talk tough online but don't want to say it in others' faces.

1: hey, you're an asshole!
2: why don't you get out of your damn chair and say it to my face?
1: uh... you suck...
2: fuck off, you internet hooligan

by KRHimself August 26, 2005

internet accent

When one pronounces internet terms outside of the net, they are said to have an internet accent.

Person A: omg wtf i can has chzburger plox
Person B: What the fuck are you trying to say?
Person C: Nothing worse than a retard with an internet accent

by Anonimite July 28, 2009

internet explorer

The incredible software used for downloading Google Chrome.

There are many misconceptions that internet explorer is actually a web browser, but it's not.

Internet explorer is the best software for downloading Google Chrome.

by phillips1012 November 7, 2012

Internet Marriage

Someone who suffers from an internet addiction.

My husband spends so much time on the computer, it's almost like an internet marriage.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 14, 2008