shat my hoop

When you shit so hard that it is almost as if your anus expands to the size of your earring hoop.

Oh my god, i just absolutely shat my hoop

by Iona A Hall January 17, 2019

highschool hoops

a anime-inspired basketball game on roblox, often joked about as being the least updated game on roblox. a large update has begun as of december 7th 2024 causing this game to shut down temporarily.

zoid is widely regarded as the best player on this game

highschool hoops is such a fun game, lets play it later!

by DeltaRidge December 6, 2024

hoop over

Whoopin someone in basketball so well that they are basically 4 ft while you are 6 ft.

David got hella hooped over.
I can hoop over you.

by D.O.A / xItzTheName October 3, 2016

Alley Hoop

they action of passing someone to a friend, someone uu know in a sort of way ( preferably someone uu talk to , dated , had sexual inter course with ect)

boy-“i got the top from her n alley hooped her to jayden”
girl- “jayden munched on me then i alley hooped him to kayla”

by thebiggestttt77 June 11, 2024

hoop bomb

The sudden act of a group invading a specific location to hoop dance, usually without permission.

Are you busy today? Laura and I are going to go hoop bomb the UNCA dance studio.

by "Freedom" Fry February 6, 2010

Hoop hurt

When you have a blazing hot curry one night and the morning after you get a burning sensation on your hoop

Boy 1 : Think I'll get the hottest curry on the menu

Boy 2 : Watch out you'll get hoop hurt tomorrow

by Mojojo September 24, 2015

Hoop

An onion ring.

David was excited when he found a “hoop” among his “sticks” when he got his order at BK drive through.

by Mustngsaliez February 11, 2020