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Twitter head

A Twitter head is a person whose thoughts, ideologies and lingo are based off constantly changing Twitter trends. They talk in Twitter popular words and would completely absorb most information made popular on Twitter there by making it a part of their personality.
Person 1: Why is your friend calling everyone crackheads?
Person 2: lol I wouldn't mind him, He's a Twitter head so I'm sure it's a word that began trending about an hour ago.

Man 1: Let's go to the movies, I know you like that.
Man 2: Movies are not cool.
Man 1: yeah right, I'm sure it's because someone popular on Twitter said so , Twitter head .
by Adeka April 17, 2020
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Shit-Head fly

An American insect species uniquely equipped to identify dishonesty, corruption and politically deranged individuals at THE MOST opportunistic time, exploiting and exposing their underlying derisive motivations.
Hey, did you watch the Pence/Harris debate last nite?
Yeah. But all I can remember is when Pence had that thing land on his head.
That was a Shit-Head fly, and it was just doing its job.
by YAWA October 8, 2020
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lifer head

A term to describe the state of mind resulting from what may be too many years of working closely with and empathizing with incarcerated lifers.
It was clear to me, after receiving my third write-up in less than a year, that I was suffering with an extreme case of lifer head.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 1, 2021
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guillotining a turtle head

The act of pinching off the tip of a loaf after it has been coming out of your asshole before you reached the bathroom. Most of the time resulting in a skid mark in your drawers.
Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)
by spiderno22 August 22, 2010
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Show her the headboard

To bang a chick or to quite literally sell a headboard.
“Hey, I’m gonna show her the headboard” “You wanna see the headboard?”
by Horny Frey November 9, 2018
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scuba hook head

That scuba hook head dude needs to grow some hair.
by Supirv June 22, 2021
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wrap your head around

“why can’t you wrap your head around the fact i don’t like you!!”
by mackoronincheese December 29, 2021
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