An exposition giving guy from Five Nights at Freddy's who you only ever hear through pre-recorded phone calls and tapes.
Not to be confused with Phone Dude, who takes his place for a while in FNAF 3 after he dies horribly.
For some reason, fans are prone to drawing him with an actual phone for a head, which actually managed to become a plot point in the fangame "Dayshift at Freddy's"
Not to be confused with Phone Dude, who takes his place for a while in FNAF 3 after he dies horribly.
For some reason, fans are prone to drawing him with an actual phone for a head, which actually managed to become a plot point in the fangame "Dayshift at Freddy's"
Person 1: "Why's phone guy kinda cute-"
Person 2: "NO."
Person 3: "...go play dialtown."
1: "OH MY GOD, NO! PHONE GUY!"
Person 2: "NO."
Person 3: "...go play dialtown."
1: "OH MY GOD, NO! PHONE GUY!"
by AvatarOfTheWhore January 4, 2021
Get the Phone Guymug. An individual who is just such a dude, in practically every imaginable facet of his life. Wears flannels, goes fishing, plays catch, is named Jo(h)n or Mat(t), is a business major, eats scramble eggs and ham, self proclaimed Star Wars enthusiast, lives in an apartment downtown, gets haircut at Supercuts, favorite color is blue (close second is red), favorite fruit: apple, favorite show: The Office (close second is Seinfeld), wears a healthy amount of sunscreen, daily.
“Did you see that fella Mat post his second larger than average trout catch? What a classic guy.”
Tom Brady.
Tom Brady.
by palabraplug January 11, 2022
Get the classic guymug. As I tried to clearly and thoughtfully explain what had just transpired in my interaction with a Geek Squad member at Best Buy, I watched my husband’s eyes glaze over as he reached into his pocket for his portable noose, so I quickly put myself into “guy head” and thrust both thumbs up for the clarity part while I succinctly grunted, “it’s all done.”
by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
Get the guy headmug. The Runaway Guys, a youtube channel showing a group of 3 (adult) guys who Let's Play (mostly) Nintendo Video Games. Composed of ProtonJonSA, NintendoCapriSun, and the most famous, Chuggaaconroy. They have 106,861 Youtube subscribers to date. (Together they have 657478 subscribers) (102,406+168,806+386,266 separately.)
(They also often add semi-famous guest youtubers to their Let's Plays)
(They also often add semi-famous guest youtubers to their Let's Plays)
JoshJepson: "Hey, I hope I get on TheRunawayGuys!"
Chuggaaconroy: "Hey, do you want to join The Runaway Guys for New Super Mario Bros?
JoshJepson: Serriously?
ProtonJon: No.
NintendoCapriSun: He's just kidding...
Chuggaaconroy: ...after all he's a Canadian.
ProtonJon: What does that have to do with anything?!?
Chuggaaconroy: "Hey, do you want to join The Runaway Guys for New Super Mario Bros?
JoshJepson: Serriously?
ProtonJon: No.
NintendoCapriSun: He's just kidding...
Chuggaaconroy: ...after all he's a Canadian.
ProtonJon: What does that have to do with anything?!?
by .EmpoleonMaster January 22, 2012
Get the The Runaway Guysmug. A super hero who's super power is knowing all about cars. He even likes to drive them. His arch nemesis is motorcycle man. By day he runs errands for his mom but by night he is...The Car Guy. If you think you've driven more miles than him, think again. If you think you're a better driver than him, think again. If you think he can't jerk off to an image or video of a car or cars, think again. If you think his alter ego currently works at Macy's, keep thinking.
Most importantly is Car Guy's equivalent to Lois Lane. Her name is Cat and she is one hot pussy. Though Cat does not know Car Guy's real identity, her and Car Guy have made whoopee many a times.
Most importantly is Car Guy's equivalent to Lois Lane. Her name is Cat and she is one hot pussy. Though Cat does not know Car Guy's real identity, her and Car Guy have made whoopee many a times.
After running errands for his mom all day, Car Guy and Cat lived the movie fast and furious tokyo drift
When motorcycle man sabotaged the town, Car Guy came and informed him he was going to call the cops on him. Thus saving the world once again
Car Guy has driven further than Mike.
Car Guy has driven very Far Guy.
"You don't understand! I'm the Car Guy!" - Car Guy
When motorcycle man sabotaged the town, Car Guy came and informed him he was going to call the cops on him. Thus saving the world once again
Car Guy has driven further than Mike.
Car Guy has driven very Far Guy.
"You don't understand! I'm the Car Guy!" - Car Guy
by ben slow December 18, 2012
Get the Car Guymug. A real nice guy is a guy who is just NICE. Kind, caring and understanding but without expecting a reward for it.
A self declared nice guy however is usually a guy who will be nice to you and expect some sort of romantic or sexual reward.
The self declared nice guys usually are the ones who complain about being friendzoned.
A self declared nice guy however is usually a guy who will be nice to you and expect some sort of romantic or sexual reward.
The self declared nice guys usually are the ones who complain about being friendzoned.
Real Nice Guy: Helps you with your problems and provides an amazing friendship without getting angy if you don't want to have sex with him, or date him, afterwards.
Self Declared Nice Guy: Helps you with your problems and provides an amazing friendship, then gets angry when you don't jump in bed with him for it.
Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.
Being nice to her doesn't make her obligated to develop sexual and/or romantic interest in you.
NOT LIKING YOU DESPITE YOUR KINDNESS DOES NOT MEAN SHE ONLY LIKES DOUCHEBAGS.
Self Declared Nice Guy: Helps you with your problems and provides an amazing friendship, then gets angry when you don't jump in bed with him for it.
Girls are not machines that you put kindness coins into until sex falls out.
Being nice to her doesn't make her obligated to develop sexual and/or romantic interest in you.
NOT LIKING YOU DESPITE YOUR KINDNESS DOES NOT MEAN SHE ONLY LIKES DOUCHEBAGS.
by i_bite_vampires January 24, 2013
Get the Nice Guymug. a guy who thinks he's better then everyone. when he's drunk he tries to hide it and show off that alcohol doesn't affect him, and then end up throwing up on the bar.
john : dude there are 12 people wanna fight me outside the bar!
matt : ok lets go kick some asses!.
john : wtf man we're only 2 !?
matt : it's ok i got it!!
john : dude stop acting like a frat guy! lets just wait for jack and the others to come over so we can fight back!!
"matt refused to wait and he ended up in hospital,"
matt : ok lets go kick some asses!.
john : wtf man we're only 2 !?
matt : it's ok i got it!!
john : dude stop acting like a frat guy! lets just wait for jack and the others to come over so we can fight back!!
"matt refused to wait and he ended up in hospital,"
by T-Jay October 2, 2013
Get the frat guymug.