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New Guinea

New Guinea is a sovereign and independent nation (Pocket State) located in the unorganized borough of Alaska. With land claims of over 320,000 square miles, 25 square miles of which they have unobstructed jurisdiction over, the pocket state is about the same size as the US state of Montana.

New Guinea is a Pocket State, not a Micronation.
Please visit New Guinea online at newguinea-gov dot com
by Spaten October 2, 2011
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guidelines

Rules that keep objects in line. Be those objects websites, people, or bubbles. Because bubbles are righteous.
1. Publish celebrity names but reject friends' names.
2. Publish racial and sexual slurs but reject racist and sexist entries. modified
3. Publish opinions.
4. Publish place names.
5. Publish non-slang words. Ignore misspellings and swearing.
6. Publish jokes.
7. Reject sexual violence.
8. Reject nonsense. Be consistent on duplicates.
9. Reject ads for web sites.
10. Publish if it looks plausible.
by ~The Nameless One~ June 27, 2005
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Guidelines

Guidelines are made for people who are stupid, or who have an attitude problem that affects their decisions.

Guidelines are there to protect us from morons and the emotionally unstable.
Man at an Empoyment Service interview desk: I'd really shaft this guy, because I have an attitude problem about his sort, but unfortunately I must follow the guidelines laid down, for idiots like me.
by itsbarticusthe5th August 25, 2010
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guise

/gī-z/
noun

1. term to replace the commonly used word "guys" when used in any of the following situations:
- seeking agreement and/or acknowledgement after making a (bold) statement
- attempting to overcome own status of being ostracized/rejected/the third wheel
1. "WAIT FOR ME GUISE!!"
2. Pfft! Talk about latent insecurities and daddy issues..! Am I right? ...guise?!"
3. "That's what she said! Right guise??!!" (crickets)
by jedi_freshie May 1, 2015
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Guiness

The art of ejaculating on a females face then proclaiming "Brilliant!"
Tom blew a Guiness in Tina's Face!!
by ERM Enterprizes February 27, 2009
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Guinevere

A girl who, while she is a lovely person, is constantly cockblocking people, typically without realizing it. (Can simply be referred to as "Gwen." Male cockblockers are referred to as "Agravaine" or "Uther.")
Merlin Fan #1: I swear Merlin and Arthur were about to kiss in that last scene, but then Gwen walked in and ruined the moment.
Merlin Fan #2: Dammit Guinevere, you're such a cockblocker!
by Mehhrlin December 7, 2011
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guinea

A derogatory terminology primarily invented by the racist American anglo-saxon race referring to the majority of Italian immigrants(southern Italians) that arrived in America during the early 20th century. Most southern Italians were short and darker skinned drawing comparisons to the Guinean people of the country of Guinea in West Africa. They too, were shorter than most normal Africans and a had lighter complexions(high yellow/caramel) very similar to southern italians.
You should'nt call a real Italian a guinea because you will pay for it one way mor another!
by Foogazee August 21, 2006
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