granny fanny

When a smokin hot chick has a sub-par ass.

Jerry "Man look at that dime!!"
Jose "Are you Fuckin Crazy?! She's got a granny fanny"
Milt "Who cares, she's a brown bagger"
Jerry "Amen"

by pro2aria June 6, 2007

granny banging

grannies that claim to go to bingo but have wild sex in a toilet

tom: hey sexual mumma want to join me in the toilet for granny banging
rose: o okai i have a fall house,you can lick me anytime

by josie iz sxc December 28, 2007

Granny Haffing

Indicating the grandmothers afro.
Granny Haffing mean to touch the grandmothers afro
example. Patting

"Dude i just touched your granny's afro"
"That's fat"

by Aaron December 12, 2004

GrannySack

The sagginess between an old lady's legs.

Dude, my engine blew up! Wow that sucks major nutsack.... Yea... sucks big time grannysack.

by Granny101351094 November 15, 2010

Granny slapper

The term Granny slapper is generally used to describe an old woman (Most commonly fat) Who is into making pornography with younger men. Granny slappers can be described as Skanky and/or slutty individuals for being notoriously dirty. This term can also be used to describe someone's Grandma as an insult.

"Bro, is that his your over there?"
"Yeah, why?"
"cause' she's a fucking granny slapper"

by Wayne king June 1, 2014

granny panties

Giant, comfy, stretched-out underpants that women wear 1-2 years into a long-term relationship after the initial thrill of sexy lingerie is gone (usually accompanied by failure to wax nether regions).

Aw man, my girlfriend used to dress like a Victoria's Secret model; now she has a mom muff and wears granny panties. She's still sexy, tho!

by mommuff June 24, 2014

The Granny

The granny is when a (grandmother) takes multiple teenage boys to the point of orgasm using mayonnaise hand jobs and toothless bj's. This is followed by grandmother tucking the teens into bed and calling it a night.

I grew up receiving the granny thinking it was normal.

by Fire torch August 21, 2015