gooned

Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.

Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."

Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."

gooned by nljames November 9, 2011

Gooled

to get fucked,
to get fucked in the ass

i went to the car dealership today and i really got gooled on the price

Gooled by bmorris86 August 25, 2008

The Canadian Goose 

When three people sit side by side and someone else stands facing the middle person. The middle person will be jacking off the two side people while giving head to the one standing so it looks like the middle person is flapping his/her wings while moving their neck up and down....the motion a Canadian Goose makes. They may also make a "honking" sound because they are choking on dick.

Susie's throat was sore after performing the Canadian Goose.

The Canadian Goose by BigBuckDaddy October 19, 2010

goose egg 

Zero

The way the number is shaped is similar to a goose's egg.

I played a tennis match and was goosegged, I lost 6-0, 6-0, 6-0

goose egg by disco stu September 24, 2003

Goose-eye 

When someone jizzes in your eye, causing one eye to shut while the other remains open. Also known as the goosy-eye.
Designated by this emoticon: -_O

Daaaaang, look at Christy, she can't even open her left eye. He must have given her a mean goose-eye last night.

Goose-eye by Self-lovin' December 14, 2009

goose got me loose 

getting drunk and high off alochol and drugs.
acting a fool.

aye yo dueeee that goose got me loose.

goose got me loose by kelsey yoooooo May 6, 2008

Dun' goofed 

What happens when a preteen girl uses the internet.

Jessi Slaughter dun' goofed again?

Dun' goofed by yomommascouchagain January 12, 2011