glocktease

Someone that makes you want to shoot them every day, but you know you can't.

Justin pisses me off so much. He's such a glocktease.

by davebry March 30, 2009

Glocktard

a fake cop who always shoots himself in the arse when aiming.

Capt.: Where's Jerry?
Cop 1: Sir he is on duty?
Capt: With his own glock?!
Cop 1: Yes sir I dont underestand the issue?
Cop: YOU RETARD JERRY WAS NEVER ADMITTED AS A COP AND IS A GLOCKTARD!!!

by Villmar March 1, 2021

Gloke

A ridiculous or old game that someone wants you or a group of people to participate in. It could be a physical (such as a card or board game) or a verbal game.

(Noun) My family kept wanting me to play a gloke all afternoon.

(Verb) My best friend kept gloking me around with this card game she played as a kid.

My friend went to this boring party, all they did was play glokes all day.

by PlasticDuck December 4, 2009

glacky

A gluttonous substance

The donut was Glacky

by Llamallama May 21, 2016

Glockwash

The act of taking ones own life by placing your lips around a handgun, typically a Glock, and pulling the trigger.

This class is so dull I might just Glockwash.

by Stumpkat July 6, 2018

Glockledoodledoo

One who puts a pistol in their vagina as a fetish. Commonly makes women shriek randomly like a chicken.

Daaamn did you see that stripper put the glock up there? She’s a total glockledoodledoo

by Ambid January 12, 2019

Glockenspieliosis

you have consumed a significant amount of glockenspiels

Sorry Sir, you're diagnosed with glockenspieliosis

by Exercices March 3, 2021