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Tour de France

Typically in french pornographic films, the actors kiss and/or feel eachother strangely and take an excessive amount of time moving on to the next phase.

A Tour de France occurs when you have to pull off a masturbation marathon to last throughout the film. Although sometimes exhausting, you are rewarded as an end result.
A- "Man, I was watching a really neat french porno, but I had to do a damn Tour de France!"

B- "Now you know why Armstrong got his name."
by BossPants August 14, 2008
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France

A country that used to be good friends with america, they gave us troops in the revolution and the Statue of Liberty, we saved France and many of the Jews in france from the Germans in 1944, with the help of British, canadian, australian foces, not to mention French resistance forces

But now we hate eachother, don't know why....whatever happened to "friends help friends out" and when the other friend says no to something we start a propganda campaign, in return the other friends people have anti-american rallies.
by Brian Johnson August 30, 2003
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france

I've lived in France since 2001. It is true that 10% of the population of France is Islamic, and there are women in headscarves and strange drab overcoats in the hottest weather. But like 90% of Muslims worldwide would prefer, these are people who are here for "liberté, égalité, fraternité". France also has the largest Jewish population of a European country.

France enthusiastically supports UN efforts to keep the peace, notably in Africa, where the Congolese wars have cost 4 million lives since 1998. France has always been the great country of diplomacy and supports just, negotiated and multilateral solutions rather than "shoot first" solutions which regretably seem to have become accepted in my home country, England.

Cheeses are just as smelly in Germany and Switzerland, by the way. French cider is also great, but I'm sorry to say not the beer. And, American obesity would not be what it is without French Fries!

If anyone comes to live here, you will encounter the great character of modern France, the "labyrinthe administrative".
Vive la France! Liberté, égalité, fraternité!
by Malcolm Rose August 25, 2005
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Di Francescantonio

Di Francescantonio's are very sexy. Italian obviously. Can joke with the best of them, and is still very romantic. But then some of them turn out to be assholes and cheaters. So watch out. But other than that.. they are usually a piece of work. :)
"Ugh.. he is SUCH a Di Francescantonio."
"I know.. Unfortunatly, i cant still if thats an insult or not."
by xxMusicxxLove<3 September 14, 2009
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France

Prostitution is legal there, which makes them OK in my book
by Da Whitey November 11, 2003
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frances wertimer

the coolest person in the world who is so original and everyone should love her. also, is a person who does not need a man to complete her!
wow, that person is a frances wertimer!
by alyson March 31, 2005
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France

A good place to go if you're an internationally wanted fugitive, because they don't extradite.
Person 1: I think I need to leave the country.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Well I'm wanted by INTERPOL for secretly defrauding most of the countries in the G27.
Person 1: Did you defraud France?
Person 2: I don't think so.

Person 1: Bon Voyage. Send me le vin.
by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010
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