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Typically in french pornographic films, the actors kiss and/or feel eachother strangely and take an excessive amount of time moving on to the next phase.

A Tour de France occurs when you have to pull off a masturbation marathon to last throughout the film. Although sometimes exhausting, you are rewarded as an end result.
A- "Man, I was watching a really neat french porno, but I had to do a damn Tour de France!"

B- "Now you know why Armstrong got his name."
by BossPants July 19, 2008
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