flower mowing

Intentionally doing a job so poorly that you will not be asked to do it again. For example, you do not want to mow the grass so you "accidentally" now down the flowers so no one will ask you to mow the grass again.

He's just flower mowing to avoid being asked to do that job.

by Traveller64 May 21, 2017

asshole flower

When her asshole is really hairy

Damn she has a big asshole flower

by Scratchy asshole November 20, 2015

Flower Cat

This thing over here is the flower cat. ->
Its a meme and it has gotten popular overtime.

Person: Hey dude did you see the flower cat meme before?
Person 2: Nah i didn't see it. and anyway i would rather be a unloving piece of shit if i did.

by The Preasdom May 11, 2023

Walking Flower

A girl that has a massive/strong amount of perfume on, so much that when you walk past her, she might even make your nose burn

Dude, that girl had so much perfume, she was like a walking flower!

by omgIizAJ October 14, 2010

poofie flower

The fluffy, white flower you're supposed to make a wish on and blow it away.

I saw the biggest poofie flower and made a wish.

by Thid April 28, 2017

flower cower

When a guy gives a woman flowers to express his vulnerable romantic emotions for her.

He just flower cowered. Isn't that adorable?

by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019

flower buddies

Friends that have sex with eachother while acknowledging that they both have feelings for other people.

“Are you guys ever going to date?” “No, we’re flower buddies”

by Glamjock af November 29, 2021