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1) A state of being where one is creating a mess due to their being overwhelmed or in a brain fog.
Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.
2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.
Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.
3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.
Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.
4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.
Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.
Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked I keep knocking everything over because my head is so foggy.
2) Ending up having sex with someone while the events leading up to such were a fog or blur.
Ex: last night I was a fluster-fuck; I have no idea who the guy was at the party that I slept with since I was so wasted.
3) Being screwed over by people because of mistakes one is making in a brain fog.
Ex: I got fluster-fucked at work today when a coworker stole my idea that I was poorly articulating to my boss.
4) Knowing one is going to screw everything up due to the severity of brain fog.
Ex: I'm so fluster-fucked: I'm going to screw up my presentation at work since my head is so foggy.
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When too many unqualified people try to "help", but only make a problem worse, by giving bad advice, getting excited and spreading FUD. (everyone gets flustered and they start to sound like chickens clucking....)
When too many unqualified people try to "help", but only make a problem worse, by giving bad advice, getting excited and spreading FUD. (everyone gets flustered and they start to sound like chickens clucking....)
Our manufacturing tech got confused, but instead of asking one engineer for help he emailed 6 managers and co-workers. It set off an email storm and he went home early! It turned into a complete Fluster Cluck!
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