how are you fixed

Are you able to.

How are you fixed for your party.

by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023

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Fix my boot

Code for when you are skiing and need to use the bathroom or take a dump.

Once we are done with this run I have to go fix my boot.

Person: where’s Todd?
Person: He went to go fix his boot.
Person: damn that’s gonna take a while

by Ctizzle_mi January 1, 2021

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A type of sex act involving a car battery, jumper cables, copious amounts of lubricant and a go-getter attitude. The act involves using the car battery as a means of electro-erotic stimulation, with a non flammable lubricant also being a requirement so that individuals partaking do not get lit on fire.

That guy I went home with last night turned out to be loads of fun once he gave me a good ol' Mechanic's Quick Fix.

by MurderDuck May 28, 2022

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bed-fixing embrace

A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.

Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.

by QuacksO January 29, 2025

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fix the deck

After your wife has a few margaritas, you perform any sexual act she wants

I'm going to need you to fix the deck tonight

by Tman653 May 7, 2018

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Fix It Again, Tony

It’s the acronym for Ford, as discussed by Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble) on King of the Hill.

Dale: I know what’s wrong with it. It’s a Ford. You know what Ford stands for, don’t cha? It stands for Fix It Again, Tony.

Hank: You’re thinking of a Fiat, Dale.

Dale: fix it again…

by Kmart Queen October 30, 2023

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