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emplode

Emplode is not a word. The opposite of implode is explode.
I hope you've never used the word "emplode" in a conversation, matticas.
by Nomen Nescio January 27, 2008
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explosive diarrhea

A mostly liquid rectal discharge of significant force and velocity resulting in fetid splatter throughout the interior of the toilet bowl, almost always accompanied by an intensely foul, gaseous emission caused by the violent release of putrified colonic gas. The relief from bowel pressure experienced after such an assplosion is usually offset by the burning sensation of anal itching known in the vernacular as the "Ring of Fire."
A morning after bout of explosive diarrhea confirmed that Vietnamese cuisine wasn't for me.
by pedrosian January 6, 2009
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explosive diarrhea

This is the process of releasing waste at high rates of speed. Often creating a horendous stinch and sound. The sounds come out in either spurts or vibrating jitters cause from the pressure of the expelling of the waste making the cheeks of the anus flap together. The after effects of the diarrhea results in much comfort and relief from the pressures that was held inside the stomach and the intestinal track.
As I was sitting on the toilet I realised I had explsice diarrhea when I noticed much build up of pressure and a loud gasious sound released, also the flowing of much waste from the whole of my anus.
by Chandler Heath May 6, 2003
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Internet Explorer

The most ridiculous Browser ever in which my next door neighbor uses as if its the only thing available on the WORLD WIDE WEB!!!! what an idiot even after i inform him all the time how stupid he is and show him Firefox and the Big "O"
and plenty other browsers its like he just cant comprehend the meaning probably like you reading this or someone you know... mind you this is a guy who has more random information stored in his head then should be allowed and or legal prides himself on knowing crap..... long story short I.E is a Piece of Garbage that should be banned from the internet shouldnt be called internet explorer but maybe "T.B.W.T.N.E.T.E the best way to not explore the internet
Me: "Hey i see you must have just bought this computer seeing that you still have "Internet Explorer" In Fact you must have just bought it today"

Complete Idiot: Nah man ive had this thing for like 3 years now..."

Me: What are you Retarded???........
by GeTiTGoTiTGood August 28, 2009
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exploding ass syndrome

Having viscous diarrhea. Some people suffering say that they can't even stand up after they've had EAS.
Man, yesterday me EAS (Exploding Ass Syndrome) was so fierce that I could barley stand up afterwards.
by MegaMonster54 November 20, 2013
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throat explosion

When you are deep throating that someone special and his magic stick is so far down that when he cums, there is no place for it to go....hence the term...throat explosion. (Not exactly what they meant on glee season 5, episode 4...if thats why youre looking this up)
Throat explosion = Throat puke
Throat explosion = Cum overflow
by rosie the realest November 10, 2013
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Criminality exploiting

The most hardcore gay sex, criminality exploiting is used in many sentences. It is a very fascinating word.
It is one of my favourite things to do. You should try it too!
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by AtlasToby June 20, 2021
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