Dylan 

A redhead that’s big and strong but at the same time has a stubby penis with cherry pubic hair

Oml Dylan is so dumb

Dylan by Iknoweverythingkid August 25, 2018

Dylan 

A Dylan is a country boy from the country. Often found screaming yee yee and revving their engine in the student parking lot at 7:30 in the morning. Will work for free or monsters.

Person1: Did you see Dylan the other day?
Person2: Yeah, he was yelling yeehaw in the parking lot at 3 a.m

Dylan by xiuing1999 October 18, 2018

dylan 

A gay kid addicted to fortnight who is bad at all call of duty games and is a try hard who has a small penis

man have you seen him he is such a dylan

dylan by Club_Flashy March 5, 2019

Dylan 

A Dylan can be hard to handle and a know it all.. sometimes. He is the kind of person who cries if he gets a D on his/her progress report. A Dylan is constantly pretending to be autistic. He is obsessed with cars and Thanos. He has brown hair and wears a cars T-shirt everyday. He can be a nice friend occasionally. But mainly a jerk.

Simon says point to the kid with a cars shirt and Is dating thanos *points to Dylan

Dylan by Timmy9yearsold May 2, 2019

Dylan 

He likes moaning and calling people pigs and fat

Me: hi Dylan

Dylan: what do you want ugly pig

Dylan by Haidance October 18, 2019

Dylan 

Extremely unpopular or unsocial so they will have a lot of time for you. They love everyone they meet except for that one evil step mother or your friend's abusive father. A shoulder to lean on but may have their own issues. They could be gay pan bi or anything they are interested in. Loves Shane Dawson. Isn't overweight but says he is. VERY PERFECT OR VERY UNDERWEIGHT. Loves to sing. Loves Winter. Typically a Capricorn♑. Loves bedroom pop with a little hint of Mother Mother or Girl In Red. Loves Cavetown and Beach Bunny or MXMTOON. Loves listening to Chloe Modornio's YouTube Cover Videos (I don't think I spelled that right sorry😔). Has alot of hoodies and long sleeve shirts. Has a poetic touch. Won't fight because most of the toe bags have already been stepped on. Animation talents. Has a friend named Darla (typically) or Chloe or Toby (Tobithy) (Well not so typically). Black deuim pants. Maybe dyed hair. Could have Apple or Android (Samsung Galaxy Note is a basic favorite for Dylan's). Loves pumpkin anything (basically) and just a friendly person. Could go by a nickname like Nugget or flamingo. Or a name like their middle name or Alex. Could be a male female or other/ Anything they or them want to. (yes a potato does count). (sorry I had to).
So basically a good friendly humanoid mass. Lol.

Darla- I don't know what to do their fighting again.
The Dylan's- we are here no fear (uwu) -sorry.

Dylan by That one gay chicken nugget October 30, 2019

Dylan 

just straight up a SEXY BEAST!!!!

OMG he is such a Dylan

Dylan by Jack_is_aCool___gUy November 19, 2020