Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick

When you duct tape a whoopie cushion to your foot and kick a female mexican in the ass three times, then proceed to dump a gallon of dog shit on her noggin while listening to the Christmas carol "Jingle Bell Rock"

Andy: Hey, Kimberly came over last night.
Steve: The girl that moved here from Mexico?
Andy: Yeah! I totally gave her a Uncle Carl's Dumpster Kick.

by LoganTheWise November 6, 2011

Cum dumpster

When a chick is sucking your cock and you notice insane amounts of jizz oozing out of her loose, overworked snatch. Because we are guys, we continue on face fucking her and dump the contents of our balls into said bitches gut.

Dude, really. Your mom is a filthy slut. I mean, she sucks a good dick and all but holy shit she's a total cum dumpster. How many guys do you think she fucked already today? I'm guessing by the amount of jizz i saw seeping out of her loose flappy twat and asshole, that she's been with 8 or 9 guys already today. Have a talk with her will ya?

by Dick driller July 24, 2010

Illegal Dumping

When the male is about to ejaculate and pulls out of the vagina and just places the tip of his penis against her asshole and ejaculates inside without her approval.

My buddy was kicked out of bed after illegal dumping in his girlfriend.

by dvnwind April 6, 2010

team dumptruck

the act of violating a friends toilet, by having multiple people shit in it and not flushing.

pritts was so mad when harmon and kiki went team dumptruck on his toilet.

by Frank McClusky, CI November 2, 2005

Humpty Dumpty word

Word used to mean whatever the speaker wants it to mean at the time, usually without further elucidation. From the character of Humpty Dumpty in Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll (Charles Lutwidge Dodgson).

'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,' it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.' ...
- Through the Looking Glass

Here come the right-wingers to this referendum. Expect to hear a lot about natural laws, family values and other Humpty Dumpty words.

by Fearman December 23, 2007

dumpster aids

When one gets aids from either being In and or around a dumpster during the season of may.

gabe roy obtained his dumpster aids by climbing into the dumpster by goodwill.

Yo shit dawg that wheatbread is a faggot.

by Torin Ice G and Drew Licker McFlicker December 14, 2008

Humpty Dumpty

Typically a fat person who waddles when they walk.

Look at that Humpty Dumpty!

by The Fate October 16, 2011