Dingdocity

The atrocity of achieving the supreme level of stupidity (i.e. Dingdong).

Most notable offenders: mother-in-law, bad drivers and Christians.

Your dingdocity levels are off the charts!

Can you believe the dingdocity of that bitch?

Holy shit...all sorts of dingdocity be up in this joint!

by 3toes July 12, 2011

Ding

Another word for idiot.

Did you hear about that new kid?
Oh yeah, he's such a ding.

by Cool guy 26 October 20, 2016

Ding Sex Ditch

When a guy or girl texts someone to meet and have sex with then leaves to never talk again.

Guy#1 "hey you ding sex ditch her?"
Guy#2 "yeah it was so easy just like those good old days of a classic one night stand

by That guy next door November 21, 2016

ding a ling

a dick

"MY DING A LING

by APotatoismybae May 26, 2018

Ding ding durn

The sound Indian developer's make when bobbling their heads and talking. Used pejoratively to refer to Indians in general.

That ding ding durn's code is complete shit. I wish management would stop indian outsourcing.

by slogson November 3, 2018

Ding dong

Verb- to grasp a person’s pony tail esp. a girl’s and pull down sharply while shouting “ding dong”

“Hey Bobby, I’m gonna ding dong Sarah” Steven said

“Let me watch.” Bobby said

Steven snuck up behind Sarah. He grabbed her ponytail and yanked on it.

“DING DONG” Steven barked

Sarah yelped in pain

by Rakis January 17, 2019

ding ding doo

a phrase commonly said by me, and with no context.

you suck
"no u the ding ding doo"

by nickgurr507 April 26, 2019