doing a fucking fidgits

The need to keep reaffirming you're in a relationship with strnagers on the internet rather than simply having a relationship.

Hi, anyone know the weather for the weekend?

Oh sure - I looked earlier as Mrs me and I wanted to know too. Did I mention we're an item????

You're doing a fucking fidgits, you shit!!

by cakegobbler June 6, 2011

Doing a Panzer

Where you don't have time to de-ice your car/vehicle and have to drive using a tiny rectangle gap in the ice on your windshield.

A level of visibility only experienced by tank drivers with the hatch down.

It was so icy this morning I was doing a Panzer to get here in time!

by Corbinoski February 6, 2012

Doing a Yardy

when you get really drunk and you can't keep control of your head so it wobbles about like the churchill dog

Ian was that drunk he started "doing a yardy"

by Ian Ian Ian May 13, 2013

Doing a Gemma

Unable to reply to text messages.

(Adam) "I just sent Trig a message and he didn't reply"
(Adrian) "Ohh is he Doing A Gemma?"
(Adam) "I guess so, that's shabba"

by Spad_The_Impaler November 21, 2014

Doing the boot

The act of going ridiculously fast.

Damn bro that car was doing the boot!

by AG From RI April 17, 2017

Doing a Donald

The act of doing something very stupid without a thought for the consequences for anyone else

"hey bro what do you think of someone that may start world war 3 by constantly provoking a deranged nuclear armed dictator" " Well I'd think they were really dumb, and their actions should be described as Doing a Donald!

by Big Jack's Bollocks September 29, 2017

Doing a Norman

Being a closet homosexual sociopath stalker, key traits are defamation, character assassination, neurotic projection, liking cocks, and in general being a bitch coward.

"I've just spent everyday of my life obsessing over his life"

hahahah your doing a Norman !!!

by Mac the Knife 333 November 12, 2017