derka

A word used for trolling towel heads.

Originates in the movie Team America World Police.

Towel head: *Speaks some unintelligible gibberish
Me: DERKA DERKA DERKA ALLAH HAKBAR!!!

by Faplover February 18, 2011

rusty doorknob

When a girl poops on a man's penis, and leaves it to dry, for a few hours (this is essential!) and then returns to give him a handjob as if she were turning a doorknob. A rusty doorknob.

"OMG Rhonda gave Bernie a rusty doorknob last night! He says he now has a new perspective on life."

by Danprabjanif Kinharbak November 5, 2011

dork nugget

A peice of whale penis chopped into little peices then fryed to a golden brown served with horseradish sauce.
Also used as an insult from one person to another

Ebony Bowers is a dork nugget!
Ebony Bowers loves dork nuggets and makes them every Thanksgiving.

by B Hodges November 30, 2011

dork

when somone is funny or is sort of geeky.

your so funny you dork.

by alexa thomas May 13, 2005

Dork

Basically what we all are but tend to try to cover it up through high school for some damn reason. Also an affectionate term.

I am an unquestionable dork. But I kick ass.

by This Guy November 17, 2003

dork

A penis.

He has a huge dork.

by Anon78 October 28, 2013

Derk

A word mixing the common insults; dick, dork, and jerk together. A derk is usually used to describe an annoying or agitating person/place/thing.

That guy is such a derk.

It was like walking into Derksville.

by BananaMonkey123 February 22, 2008