Diarrhea

di•ar•rhe•a

/ˌdīəˈrēə/
noun.

Liquid fire shit. Chunky hot poison. Shit that comes forth with rash confidence and a sense of urgency. Wicked internal ass-rape. Boiling, spewing, strangely-colored, and foul as a rotting corpse. You may be on the toilet for a while. Just make sure you evacuate the neighborhood first.

"Johnny's stomach turned with anguish, as a demon danced with fire inside him. There was no mistaking it. He prayed for mercy but the demon had no patience. He ran to the toilet, squirting fresh death juice with every stride. He felt hot wetness trickle all the way down to his ankles before his ass planted. On the toilet, a valve released, letting loose a rain of brimstone and fire. His stomach was a vortex of pain. The smell of his own waste triggered rising liquid, and a stream of vomit spewed. When it was over, he fell on the floor, laid on his back with his hands on his stomach, and felt an inappropriate sense of satisfaction. He had had diarrhea, and lived."

by ProfessorEbonics October 29, 2020

Meme Diarrhea

A neurological disease that makes people use memes randomly and/or without reason.

A: So this morning I went to the market and...
B: True story!
A: Yes, and...
B: Like a Sir!
A: Wait, I...
B: Challenge accepted!
A: Fuck you meme diarrhea, give my back my bro!

by 4-vector August 31, 2012

japanese diarrhea

When a Japanese person gets diarrhea. This is usually caused when eating too much food in Japan or which they are usually spicy or salty.

Other names include:
Ramen effect
Nagasaki fever
Teriyaki tummy disorder
Wasabi whoosh
or simply, jiarrhea.

Our Japanese friend has got another case of ramen effect, or Japanese diarrhea.

by My supplies from Slovakia June 13, 2018

Diarrhea Slurper

Someone (generally a younger, obnoxious person) who is obsessed about the worst aspects of pop culture (enjoys whatever is popular, but pays no attention to anything else), says "dude" when addressing whoever they are talking to, and generally holds ill-informed world views. It is not their interests that make them diarrhea slurpers, but the way they act when expressing their interest. This term derives from the idea that diarrhea slurpers take in (slurp up) all the refuse of pop culture (diarrhea).

"That stupid kid over there claims that he only plays first person shooters, yet he has no idea what Bioshock is, he must be a diarrhea slurper"

"Look at all those people over there obsessing about the new iPhone, what a bunch of diarrhea slurpers"

"The day Modern Warfare 3 came out, I had to sit on the bus and listen to all the diarrhea slupers exclaim 'Dude, so you going to go pick up Call of Duty? I am going to skip school all day tomorrow just so I can play it'"

by Cynist3r December 1, 2011

digital diarrhea

The social networking equivilant of verbal diarhhe. Usually involves an excessive amount of pointless quips on ones blog page, facebook wall, twitter etc.

Man, did you see Ivans facebook page? It's nothing but digital diarrhea!

by Jimmy Haunted October 31, 2009

diarrhea of the mouth

constant talk with no information value. unstoppable talking. saying alot but saying nothing at all, not to be confused with saying alot by saying nothing at all. meaningless and unstoppable talk. drug-induced chatter. politics. barf.

That girl has a serious case of diarrhea of the mouth

by Tomsoma March 22, 2003

Diarrhea pants

Diarrhea pants is a term often used to describe someone who constantly shits himself. it is a very fun term to yell at people as you drive by them.

hale is a Diarrhea pants.

by ham hale hauss clapton June 24, 2006