Dickleosis

Noun- A term commonly used in reference to an individual with a smaller than average man sausage. This terminal affliction, while endemic to suburban areas of northern Philly, is spreading proportionally with the growing number of fake ass punks and individuals whose only goal is to appear outwardly tough when in reality, they are total pussies.

*Note* While many terms are adequate too describe someone with a really small shlong, Dickleosis should be reserved for the rarest of occasions when you encounter that certain kind of asshole who really makes you hate them. Think of it as a Château Cheval Blanc. Only to be used at the rarest of occasions and when it is, everyone in the room notices you.

Did you hear the terrible news?! Dr. Huxtable told me that Keith has stage 4 Dickleosis! The doctor says he has no chance of ever getting his nut.

by Sam Merc February 22, 2013

dickless dog

Someone who is as debased, cowardly and soulless as that castrated pooch on the streets.

John: "Why is Jim such a cocky prick"?

Jack: "Forget about him, he's just a dickless dog".

by fairy fuck September 18, 2012

Dickleberg

A person usually a guy who has a lot of dick (and idiot) shoved into his personality

"He is such a dickleberg I can't believe I was friends with him"

by Chabenanchii September 25, 2013

Dickle

The pre cum that dangles on the tip of the penis (may get solid if left there)

Dude, she teased me so hard, I saw some dickle

by SpaceWalking March 5, 2015

Dankled

(adj) Being in a state of euphoria, excitement, or pure bewilderment due to excess intake of alcoholic beverages, narcotics, or other recreational drugs.

Side effects of being dankled include but are not limited to: aggressive stomping, removal of shirt in public, yelling "Dankle! Dankle! Dankle!", vomiting,

Tom was totally dankled last night after the 6 shots of Fireball

by hykaisy April 8, 2015

Dickle

A dick that has herpes so it looks like a pickle.

I let him finger me because he has a dickle.
If a man has a dickle, use a condom.

by Laughingjellycloud April 16, 2015

Dacklybel

A word meaning good sex with more then one partner.

"I done both of them girls at the same time ..... what a dacklybel"

by aussie302 May 26, 2015