An unconsciously liberal, emasculated "conservative" who, along with avowed liberals and disguised liberals (neoconservatives), derives his greatest pleasure from furiously cranking it in the corner while watching Paco, Jamal, and Abdul gang rape Lady Liberty.
As a Jack Kemp Republican and thus a pitiful virtue-signaling cuckservative desperate for the approval of both avowed and disguised liberals, Congressman Paul Ryan lusts for "comprehensive immigration reform"; that is, for giving amnesty to millions upon millions of third-worlders at the expense of actual Americans.
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Get the cuckservative mug.a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
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n. a 'cuckee' is in short a puppet - or someone's attempt at making one, a resistant 'cuckee' will escape unaffected; an obedient 'cuckee' is much like a golem - or remote control demonic entity;
specifically; the term of 'cuckee' applies to anyone attacked with the 'cuck' skill
cuckee; the reciever of a wave of domination energy - vocal, physical or not - made by females, wives, girlfriends, etc.; 'cucks' can have a cumulative effect; which can put the 'husband' into a permanent state of trance and absolute obedience at the extreme; or a 'cuck' can have little effect; become a minor itch on the forehead; depending on accuracy and strength of 'cuck' and defence against 'cucks' the 'cuckee' or reciever has.
adj. a term describing someone who is being 'cucked' at the present moment
n. a 'cuckee' is in short a puppet - or someone's attempt at making one, a resistant 'cuckee' will escape unaffected; an obedient 'cuckee' is much like a golem - or remote control demonic entity;
specifically; the term of 'cuckee' applies to anyone attacked with the 'cuck' skill
cuckee; the reciever of a wave of domination energy - vocal, physical or not - made by females, wives, girlfriends, etc.; 'cucks' can have a cumulative effect; which can put the 'husband' into a permanent state of trance and absolute obedience at the extreme; or a 'cuck' can have little effect; become a minor itch on the forehead; depending on accuracy and strength of 'cuck' and defence against 'cucks' the 'cuckee' or reciever has.
adj. a term describing someone who is being 'cucked' at the present moment
"he wasn't a CUCKEE for long, his reflexes served him well"
"that's, some skill right there; she's got several oblivious CUCKEES under her commmand"
"that's, some skill right there; she's got several oblivious CUCKEES under her commmand"
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