Crooked Commie

It is when you take a girls democracy away, then kill her.

Yo man, Dmitriy gave that bitch a Crooked Commie.

by Dirty D, the man the myth the legend July 31, 2006

Croakie

A large frog who either accidentally or purposefully eats it's own eggs

These frogs span from regions south of the U.S. border, they are regularly mistaken for the Chupacabra.

that damn croakie ate up those baby croakies and there was only one left so we named him jism.

by egwscheid October 16, 2010

crooked dick tip

poorly done circumcision can cause the tip, helmet head part, to be cocked to left or right: head not in line with shaft when hard

his crooked dick tip was IMMEDIATELY obvious

by fucked up cock April 9, 2012

crooked dick

some ones who's dick is crooked due to masterbating to porn

he now has a crooked dick.

by amor y paz June 20, 2015

Chillecothe Choaker

to empty the contents of a used condom into your ladies mouth, then have her regurgitate it onto her parents duvae.

also known as chewbaccas rubbermaid revenge

mostly known to happen in chillecothe , but can happen around the world

She is so nasty she wanted to do a chillecothe choaker ,but i didnt want to get into trouble.

by dan816 September 10, 2008

Davy Crockett

Similar to the super man, but involves woman who wear wigs. When performing sex in the doggy style, as you begin to cum on her back, you quickly yank her wig off of her and use your cum to stick it to her back, then you yell out "King of the wild frontier!"

Last night I was poundin' this girl from behind, when I was about to cum I pulled back on her pony tail, and the whole damn thing came off in my hand, so I had to davy crockett her ass!

by gonb July 5, 2012

crooked beat

Noun, sense 1. The offbeat rhythm characteristic to ska and rocksteady.

Noun, sense 2. "March/dance to a crooked beat", to be an individualist, or identify with an underground subculture like punk rock.

Sense 1: "You can only skank to a crooked beat. Put on the Slackers, bro!"

Sense 2: "Those kids march to a crooked beat. Fucking weirdos."

by Danny Delinquent December 9, 2003