crotching-it

verb
stiitng in a lazy slouched position being inactive

BN was crotching-it on the couch

by jervis March 3, 2005

Roaching

A dating term that refers to someone who is sleeping around with many partners at the same time.

Some signs to know if you are being roaches:

Your partner doesn’t make or keep plans.

Your partner isn’t looking to get serious.

Your partner keeps you at bay.

Amanda: how was your date with John?

Tina: He showed up two hours late, but we still watched a movie and got busy on the couch, but his face smelled like couch.

Amanda: I’m not surprised, he has a reputation for roaching. He probably ate out a few bitches before heading over to your place.

by PoliticallyCorrectNJ August 17, 2021

Cracking Toast Bobbett!

A nonsensical exclamation used in situations of unexplainable awesomeness.

Person 1: So, I heard you liek Mudkipz.
Person 2: Cracking toast bobbett!
Person 1: Lol wut?
Person 2: FUCK YOU AND YOUR HOUSE I AM BATMAN

by Errorsolver January 12, 2009

Crochin

The act of invading ones personal space, or being a douchebag in the vicinity of someone who is tryin to chillax, when someone is imposing on ones style, or cock blocking.

This motha fucka is crotching
Why you gotta be croching?
You croching like mad right now

by Scooter Jackson October 1, 2011

croaking the frog

to grab your girlfriends twat so hard she groans

im gona start croaking the frog watch

by trilobite3 December 2, 2014

Cracking open a cold one with the boys

When you drink, typically beer or some other alcoholic beverage, with the boys and have a good time.

"Hey, you able to hang out this weekend?"
"Sure, we'll be Cracking open a cold one with the boys."

by Sataniel00 January 8, 2021

Cracking an egg

When you're hitting it from the back and right before you cum you hop on her back tap your dick on the back of their head twice then cum on top of her head so it drizzles down her forehead.

Bro I was fucking Layla last night and I ended up cracking an egg on her head.

by Pony boy's homie August 31, 2017