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Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin 

The act of getting head while going poop with the lights off from Bloody Mary, after calling her 5 times, while she’s wearing a sombrero with queso dip in the middle and chips on the outside. Eating of said chips and Bloody Mary’s performance is mandatory. Tip is recommended $$$.
“Holy Fuck dude did you just get a Chili con queso Bloody Mary Blumpkin?”
“Yeah, She sucked the soul out of me and the chips were fire, I have a good”
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Christ-Con 

To go hypocritically religious on people, with hateful, shaming or judgmental comments.
The governor went Christ-Con in a press conference about drag queen performances in front of children.

A Karen went Christ-Con to the discount store manager about displaying racy tabloids.

Krystal’s mom went Christ-Con on her for leaving the house wearing cameltoe leggings.

Mrs. Stonebauhler went Christ-con on Taniqua for playing dirty hip hop on her phone during Humanities class.
Christ-Con by dborlando May 17, 2023

Serv-Ative-Con

A political narrative that a Propaganda Con of a Republic wants you to believe in, and live your life by.
A Serv-Ative-Con talk show radio host will be on air today to assist you in understanding their view of the current political NEWS.

The hosting television broadcast propaganda con will promote a one sided political narrative . It is their goal to influence you and others to believe in a particular narrative for political gain.
to take previously known facts of a plot, then change the interpretation of it to fit new facts that are more curently convient to the writer, for no real reason.
Common occurrence on Angel and Buffy the Vampire Slayer
ret con by Heather April 23, 2004
(N) AKA "A New Conservative"... An individual operating under the "Disguise" of an actual conservative of "Yester-year" with one very definable difference. There is NO embracing to genuine and defined "Conservative Values" aside from that which maintains the "Disguise" (See acronyms "Irresponsible" ; "Over Bearing" ; "Lack of Values" ; “Power Hungry" ; “Greedy" ; “Neo-Nazi” ; ect.) Exists ONLY under the support conditions favorable to “Fright” &/or “Low IQ”

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A Neo-Con is renown for dismissing traditional conservative values such as the "Republican Oath"...

The neo-cons have ruined the Republican Party, and have twisted its ideals. For example, how does Bush line up with the stated ideals of the Republican Party? Here's a link to the “Republican Oath” (strangely missing from the RNC's web site, but available at http://sun.iwu.edu/~iwucrs/oath.htm and other sites.)

It's really obvious that the Neo-Cons are ashamed of the “Republican Oath” to the point of burying it so deep as to hope that it goes away or is simply forgotten to have ever existed.

While your "Re-writing" the "Republican Oath", DON'T FORGET to include the aforementioned definition, along with =>

- I BELIEVE IN THE PERPETUAL GROWTH OF GOVERNMENT AND IT'S INFLUENCE & CONTROL OVER THE LIVES OF ALL AMERICANS.

- I SUPPORT THE DESTRUCTION OF AMERICAN FREEDOMS AND RIGHTS (CIVIL RIGHTS / RIGHTS TO PRIVACY / RIGHTS TO FREEDOM & LIBERTY / ETC)

- I JOIN MY PARTY IN THEIR DESIRE TO BANKRUPT THE COUNTRY WHILE LINING THE POCKETS OF THE EXTREMELY RICH AND SENDING AMERICAN TAX PAYERS DOLLARS AND AMERICAN JOBS OVERSEAS FOR THE BENEFIT OF NON-AMERICANS WHILE TELLING AMERICANS TO GO "F" THEMSELVES.

- I SUPPORT THE WHOLESALE DESTRUCTION OF THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (INCLUDING RELIGIOUS FREEDOMS) IN ORDER TO MAKE THE UPPER 3% OF THE MOST WEALTHY AMERICANS RICHER THEN THEY ALREADY ARE, AT THE EXPENSE OF ALL OTHER AMERICANS!!!

Definition of a Hardcore Neo-Supporter =>

A MORON that will do and SAY anything to glorify the Neo-Con Leadership and MAKE that leadership and it's friends FILTHY RICH while failing to realize that those VERY SAME RICH Neo-Cons that they are so ENAMORED with, wouldn't SPIT on these folks if they were ON FIRE!

Now IS THERE ACTUALLY a BETTER example of what an IDIOT is???

Hardcore Neo-Con Supporters are known as 27%'er because only 27% of the American People continue to believe President Bush is doing a "Good Job".
Neo-Con by Tyson D. Knine January 4, 2009

out of con-text 

When you send someone a text, forget about it, then get their reply and have no idea what they're talking about.
Your text: What was the name of the chapter we were supposed to have read for class in the "In Search of a Yogi" book?

Text reply: The Monkeys Will Attack You.

You: WTF?!

Friend: Dude, maybe you're reading it out of con-text.
out of con-text by kadatz May 18, 2010