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Commatose

An overuse of the punctuational symbol (,) in a sentence.
An example of a commatose sentence, Once, well, now actually, the was a beautiful, as is really great looking, woman who fantasized, online, that she was the super hero, Wonder Woman.
by Pat R. March 18, 2009
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cumbath

The worst level of humanity you can think of. If you are classified as a "cumbath," then don't expect to find a high paying job, an attractive wife, or any amount of happiness in your life. Your only hope is to be covered in the wonderful biological man-substance known as "cum." You'll be poor and probably sell pencils in a little tin cup, but you will be always warm due to the eternal baths of creamy ball butter that is expunged upon your corpulence. Enjoy it, you douchebag, or should I say, "cumbath."
God dammit, Subin and Screech are such monstrous cumbaths. They just watch Seinfeld and eat Japanese food. Bunch of cumbaths!!"
by Litterbean December 28, 2005
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comatoasted

I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!
by Teratogen May 26, 2011
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comatoast

getting so toast the night before that you are in a coma like state in the morning
Nik: "I didnt get home from the club till 4am, then I smoked a joint and went to sleep. there was no way I was waking up for work at 7am, I was comatoast"
by last-call August 20, 2011
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comatext

Someone so engrossed in texting that they are oblivious to things happening around them.
I tried asking Timon a question, but he was comatext at the moment.
by troyfoley July 25, 2007
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compatittarius

The one zodiac thats compatible with every zodiac sign
"Compatittarius, and my name is larry"
by dlanigersirrom December 4, 2018
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Cassy Compatible

A term used to describe a man that Cassy would be “compatible with”.
Oh man, did you see that boofy lookin’ dude? He’s Cassy Compatible as fuuuuck.
by lookoonoo September 13, 2018
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