The Climenshag

Sibling to the Huras Shag, the Climenshag is the act of parting your pubic hair late Old Testament Moses to enable your companion to access your meat stick the night of consummating your marriage. Maybe you find an old piece of gum, maybe a paper clip, or maybe your child innocence that you’re about to lose. Choose your own adventure and Climenshag it up

“Yo bro, I tried the Huras shag last night and honestly I should’ve started with the Climenshag…”

by Thick’s#1Fan July 17, 2024

Sink Climber

A person originally from a bidet country (France, Italy, Spain etc.) now living in a country where there are no bidets in bathrooms and toilets.

The other day we were at some friends' for dinner and I caught my boyfriend sink climbing. Yes, he's a sink climber.

by Condolences March 29, 2024

cupboard-climber

A word used to describe a male who often climes on top of or into the cupboard in a females room

Bro! I caught you in my sisters cupboard again! you're such a cupboard-climber

by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024

cupboard-climber

Used to describe a male who gets sexually excited after climbing into or on top of a females cupboard

Bro! Why are you hiding in the girls boarding cupboard? You're such a cupboard-climber

by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024

Pole Climber

Just your average gay man

Out of all the attendees at the gay pride festival, what do you think the percentage of carpet munchers were there compared to the percentage of pole climbers was?

by Mr. Deplorable July 4, 2024

Tree Climber

A male who doesn't mind the challenge of dating a female taller than himself.

"babygirl idgaf if you taller than me. I'm a tree climber baby"

by PeachPlugger9000 January 5, 2025

Shorts Chimera

Someone who listens to multiple youtube shorts at max volume. Usually someone with ADD or ADHD watching a reel of shorts none stop. They also tend to zone out hard into their phone burning food, forgetting people are around them, and will never be able to hear you if you attempt to engage. If they are walking they will stop each step going up stairs or walk a few inches before zoning out like a zombie.

"The shorts chimera is approaching I can hear it walking closer inch by inch"

"The shorts chimera wont hear you. Hopefully you can tell them they are walking into oncoming traffic"

by Just Haru November 2, 2025