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Cleaning the clarinet

The action of rubbing and tugging on one's penis that will eventually cause ejaculation.
I was cleaning the clarinet last night and it got all over the sheets.
by Johnny McLimp October 12, 2016
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clean loli

A loli that is not involved in sexual depictions or acts.
Dam thats a clean loli. Chino chan best girl
by higu June 11, 2018
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Clean Toilets

Somebody who is not afraid to get dirty in order to make money...
“He’ll do anything mate, even clean toilets...”
by Shrek710 August 9, 2019
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clean dump

When one has a bowel movement that requires little to no wiping.
Hey man! I just had a super clean dump! Wiped once and the TP was like new!
by UpIce#3 March 31, 2022
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No Clean Submarine

A dump, that once is taking, does not need to be wiped.
"Dude I just had a no clean submarine in that bathroom and it felt so good.
by GOdLy-! April 4, 2009
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Monkeysphere Cleanse

When you take a moment to remove ex-friends from your social networking friend list.
Dude, I've got way too many randoms on my Facebook Friend List. Time to do a Monkeysphere Cleanse!
by websheep March 13, 2009
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weener cleaner

I was at work and trying to call down a steak to the cook when these bitches kept talking really loud. The cook couldn't hear what I was saying. I looked over at those hookers and said, " Shut your fucking weener cleaners" and then proceeded with work.
by UFO 311 May 2, 2009
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