clown fiesta

A ridiculous scenario in which no one is really sure on what is taking place.

"Bro, that party last night was a total clown fiesta," said Chad.

by Big clown October 19, 2015

clittini

1.One drinks the ejaculatory fluids from a female orgasm while giving her oral sex.

May I have another clittini?

by RB Kitaj February 16, 2005

Clembarassing

Adjective: Condition of a person after 1) finding out an act of vandalism has been committed to their property, 2) accusing their hated rival of being responsible, and then 3) finding out it was one of their own who actually did it.

When someone broke off a piece of Clemson's famed "Howard's Rock" Clemson fans spent a week accusing USC and UGA fans of being responsible. When the news came out that it was actually one of their own fans who was arrested for the crime, it was very "Clembarassing"

by CaliCock July 16, 2013

Flappy clit

A phrase coined by a nabz when first asked what a clitoris was after claiming to have lost his virginity.

The flappy clit is a "flappy" hand movement that was clearly meant to imitate the labia of a woman which has now been turned into a dance move by DE scum.

Do the flappy clit

by TurbanInYouKungPowChicken February 3, 2017

The Turtle Club

This was an informal bar drinking club active from the sixties to the eighties. To join all one need do was ask "are you a turtle " or answer "you bet your sweet ass I'm a turtle "

Jim saw another lone drinker at the airport VIP bar and came over to ask about the turtle club, thus being a convivial drinker.

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

middle class sugar baby

Middle Class Sugar Baby: A female gold digger who goes after highly paid blue collar workers in order to live a great life. She is very pretty in a 80s way.Her targets are Truckers, Police Officers, Firemen, and Oil Riggers. She is a badge bunny, lot lizard, and Buckle Bunny rolled into one. Dress like across between 80s Slut from Long Island and Gothic Lolita. She hits up every cop bar, fire house, and Truck Shop in her state.

Becky is a Middle Class Sugar Baby. She hits up every cop bar, fire house, and Truck Shop in her state. Becky is a badge bunny, lot lizard, and Buckle Bunny rolled into one.

by DonaDiabla June 3, 2014

Learned the clarinet at school

a euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob"

Person 1: so, any special talents?
Person 2: learned the clarinet at school.

by facething November 3, 2012