Chelsea Drysdale

An outrageously sexy being, almost goddess like.. Has been known to kill a man with one glance. Chelsea Drysdale is also known as a mixture between Fergie And Jesus with a dash of Brad Pitt and David Beckham. She has been seen hosting many pop culture award shows. She also has a sexy pencil sharpener on her keychain. Chelsea Drysdale is pure beauty and will never be surpassed in her looks.

Where is Frankensteins Balls? Oh ya, Chelsea Drysdale cut his balls off

by yupyupyup89049 September 14, 2010

chelsea chaaos

myspace site model. she's new and pretty. not well known. tons of pictures.

she is so chelsea chaaos with all her photos.

by Jimmy James711 November 22, 2010

Chelsea Jones

Chelsea Jones is a pretty freaking awesome hooker. She can do everything but toe touches, cause she's just that AMAZING. Band Geek. Doesn't match her socks. Jolynn, Mercy, Justin & Jessica are her main skanks. =

Me - Daaaaaaaang look at Chelsea Jones.
SOMEONEELESE -- I know, I'd tap that.
Me - me too.

by thedefinitionofchelsea. February 13, 2010

chelsea fc

Proof that money can buy you anything, including the Premiership title, provided you have enough of it to throw around. See also Chelski.

If we had a tenth as much cash to spend as Chelsea FC, we'd be playing in Europe.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Chelsea

A group of foreigners who claim to be English and play within the English Premier League. Chelsea seem to think that buying Titles is successful. Chelsea's lame attempt at buying the trebble failed patheticly.

Buying the premiership: £100,000,000.

Loosing to Liverpool in the Champions League even after paying for 5 minutes extra time: Priceless.

Oh no its coming up to 90 minutes and we only have a draw, I better pay the Referees assistant some money so that we can get more than 3 minutes injury time and win!

by Matthew Smith September 3, 2005

chelsea

verb.
to rudely ignore, usually accompanied by eye-rolling and scoffing.

If you can't stand someone, turn around and chelsea him.

by Derek Wall April 2, 2007

Chelmsford

No matter what other people say, it's the best town in Massachusetts. You only know about it if you live there or have friends from there. Mostly middle-class families, some mansions making you think you're in Westford. Obsessed with sports and has great sports team even though every serious game is rigged. Main sports teams are football and hockey. Very competitive agains Billerica. Almost everyone has a Chelmsford jacket, pants, sweatshirt, t-shirt, etc. Has some of the best school systems in the country. Voted one of the best places to live. Made up of mostly people with the ethnic background of French-Canadian or Irish. Some Polish. The person who fired the "Shot heard 'round the world" is from Chelmsford. Has to many grocery stores. Not many other kinds of stores besides Wal Mart, CVS, Macy's, etc. Teenagers normally hang out at the Chelmsford Forum or the High School football games.

Billerica kid: "We just beat this great team by rigging the game."
Chelmsford kid: "What team?"
Billerica kid: "Chelmsford."
Chelmsford kid: "I knew it! I'm from Chelmsford ya know."
Billerica kid: O.o

by Chelmsford_Lion October 25, 2011