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Cheesy Wiggle 

1) A budget cheese flavour puffed corn snack. A poor man's Wotsit.
2) A depraved sexual act involving the pulling back of a gentleman's foreskin to reveal heavy smegma deposits. The smegma loaded penis is then rubbed quickly on a partners nose, activating the scent and completing the 'Cheesy Wiggle'.
1) Wotsits are alright but those Cheesy Wiggles taste rank!
2) My lady wouldn't get out of bed this morning so I gave her a Cheesy Wiggle and she was up and in the shower in no time!
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Cheesy Poof-dust 

The gloriously orange dust that coats one's fingers after enjoying some Cheesy Poof action
"Shaniqua was head to toe Cheesy Poof-dust..Girlfriend loves her Cheesy Poofs"

"Eat my Cheesy Poof-dust" ...

cheesy noodle 

When a girl leaves spit on a guys dick
Fuck man did you hear that Linda gave Jim a cheesy noodle.
cheesy noodle by FxnRALf December 9, 2016

Cheesy duck 

The Cheesy Duck is where a man ejaculates inside a woman, and then puts his nose in her vagina much like the bill of a duck.
I'm telling you boy it was filthy, I gave myself a cheesy duck
Cheesy duck by Cosmicdave November 19, 2017

cheesy nugget 

a food that you would eat to make your first date go horribly wrong
may i please get the cheesy nugget
cheesy nugget by KydenisJoanas December 5, 2017

Cheesy beans

Can i have some of those cheesy beans tonight?
Cheesy beans by Acp0129 February 12, 2018

Cheesy Weesey 

Yo I just beat into a grilled cheese, call that shit a cheesy weesey