Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
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joshie: hey, do u know a better dj than marshmello?
DAVEEYYYYYYY: yea, listen to chapeleiro
joshie: who the fuck is this guy?
DAVEEYYYYYYY: one of the best Brazilian djs u will ever see
joshie: tf is brazil?
DAVEEYYYYYYY: go fuck urself
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