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joe cell 

Australian joke about a "machine" supposedly made by a guy called simply - Joe, that never appeared anywhere and seems to be a fictional character.

Nice idea that does not work, because its is founded on quackery and pseudoscience about perpetual motion.
Joe cell is presumably a machine that runs on orgone - the "living force". There is no such thing.
The cell is actually supposed to be a free energy device, a perpetuum mobile which is impossible. It violates the law of conservation of energy.

The cell is actually an electrolizer and a very poor capacitator.
There are claims that the device, composed of stainless steel cylinders with water, consumes no water, which is absurd claim born from the fact that lots of developed hydrogen and oxygen during the electrolysis consumes only a tiny ammount of water, undetectable to sloppy observers.
Hence, it violates the law of conservation of matter, too.

Numerous persistent webpages connected to New Age (again, connected to various paranoical claims about human reptiles, illuminates, masons, etc.), clam that "orgone saturated gasses" are produced, when in fact, only hydrogen and oxygen are exiting the cell. During their ascencion, they mix and form a highly explosive gas (mixture of hydrogen and oxygen is very dangerous) which is the "third unexplainable gas" of "orgone properties".

There are unfinished blueprints all around the internet, and no one except probabbly creators of this myth actually built the "device".

Joe cell and orgone are mistakenly being connected to Nikola Tesla, because that great scientist and inventor is greatly mystified, probably perhaps hi-voltage and hi-frequency electric discharges and invisible things like radiowaves are too much for ignorant people, therefore, they must be magic.

Joe cell is a typical example of hardcore quackery combined with hi-tech stuff that seems magical to uneducated people that never saw electrolysis and do not know even the slightest clue about the world of physics and chemistry.

The Internet is a great place for mumbo-jumbo to inflate to fantastic dimensions, hence the huge number of orgone-related pages. Quackery feeds on human anxiety and ignorance.

It is a wide missconception that this is an alternative energy, but it has nothing to do with this. This is quackery, just like chemtrails and chembusters.

It is most likely an Australian joke that got out of hand and was spread over internet superfast, maybe deliberately.

Joe cell could be described simply as - bullshit.
"That man is running his car on Joe Cell, he's using free energy!"
"Will you shut the fuck up, you ignorant imbecile?!"
joe cell by Endimion17 November 9, 2008
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out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1! 

an away message put up by girls to show that they are currently not at their computer and are "out with da girlz." Usually prefaced by a smiley face and a few "lol"s. Also a derogatory expression of female intelligence.
I used to think she was cool, but now I realize she's "out with da girlz, call da cell!!!1!" type of girl.
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Red Cell 

An elite unit that would conduct controlled assaults on American bases to test their security and ability to defend themselves against terrorist threats. Founded under the control of Richard Marcinko, who founded SEAL Team 6 as well, this unit was later decommissioned due to complaints that the operations conducted by Red Cell were too rough and out of control of officers in charge of the military bases. Red Cell played a little too dirty for their likings. Let's hope that real terrorists play nice enough for them so they can be prepared to deal with it.
Red Cell just took down an American base. Shows how good our security is.
Red Cell by Wannabe Frogman October 14, 2006

riley's cell

a ghetto none-flipping cell phone made my nokia and says cingular on it still even though its now known as at&t
riley's cell phone is like
a cell phone that a lonely old lady with a lot of cats would have
riley's cell by riley:) February 27, 2009

fuel cell 

A device which converts (most notably) hydrogen into electricity. They are extremely clean, quiet, and efficient, with the only emissions being heat and water vapor. They are MUCH better than internal combustion engines.
The Hydrogen Economy is the way of the future.
fuel cell by Captain Dan March 4, 2005

ghost cell 

A private room to hang or chill.
Hanging out here is no fun. I'd rather chill in my ghost cell.
ghost cell by K dawg January 20, 2013

Single cell human 

A single cell human is somebody narrow minded and like an actual single cell organism only has one function and purpose in life. Most single cell humans do not realise they are which therefore makes them even wors. They usually ass lick leaders and dominant/alpha people, you could say this is a similar word to sheep
β€œUgh, she’s such a single cell human.”