bumper lunch

To become intangled in the underside of a moving vehicle . Usually as a cyclist

You'll end up bumper lunch if you don't stop at intersections

by Struggle10 July 21, 2021

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Wicked bumper

Butty with attitude - in Jamaica, a female "Tourist Official" asked, if I knew what "a wicked bumper" is: As I toll her I did not know, she explained that Jamaicans usually call a "butty with posture" , resp. "Butty with attitude" a
"Wicked bumper" - interesting: I did not know her expression, so far, nor did she know mine, and so we both agreed to use the other ones in the future...!

Gosh, what a wicked bumper she has!

by barondebonne August 20, 2021

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Bumper car clusterfuck

A person who is often wrongly l labeled a hot mess, or train wreck, but they are actually trying to do the right thing or better themselves only to wind up in a situation they can’t escape from no matter what they do.

She has tried many different paths in life, but she never succeeds and makes things worse than before. Her whole life is one big bumper car clusterfuck.

by gogeauxf June 10, 2021

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Bumper buster

A rather outspoken individual who likes to broadcast their opinions to the world on the back of their vehicle. They achieve this through the medium of bumper stickers which tend to cover ninety percent or more of their vehicles' backside. They tend to drive the following cars: the Toyota Prius, a Chrysler minivan, or any pickup truck made by GM. In addition to this they do not know the correct use of the passing lane on the highway.

As soon as I saw that bumper buster pull out in front of I decided to move two lanes over.

by JazzDemon November 17, 2011

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