baked and caked

To get high as fuck and bust a fat nuton someone’s face.

“Hey girl want to get high and cummed on”

“You mean, baked and caked”

by AyyItsYaBoi August 22, 2019

Baked H.A.M

Masturbating while heavily stoned

I was in complete Baked H.A.M mode when my wife walked in and caught me with porn on the computer.

by NetworkDr June 26, 2019

Baked fruit

A homosexual or LGBT person while they are under the influence of marijuana.

“Yo I’m baked fruit right now.”

by Zygoguy May 15, 2020

Bakeder

When you’re higher than you were previously, or atm.

“I stg bro this shit got me bakeder than that trash shit jerome had”

by DrMfSuess September 3, 2020

baked creamipe

The result of a creampie after 9 months.

Kid: dad how was I made?
Dad: well I helped your mom make a creampie and she baked it for 9 months. That's how I got the sad excuse of a baked creamipe that is you son.

by Razzberrie72 October 16, 2020

Buke po

A large secretion of strawberry milk from a japanese gummy dildo

Mmmm I want a taste of that buke po

by Allllllllliiiiii February 2, 2021

Baked Bean on the Tip

When you are having anal intercourse and you pull out and have fecal matter on the tip of your dick that looks like a baked bean.

I was doing my girl in the butt last night and when I pulled out I had a baked bean on the tip.

by Smiley36083 April 11, 2021