Blomp

Blomp is that annoying substance you get after a hard day at either work/college/school etc...

It sits inside your ass crack, and smells soo bad it makes a nun cry.

Basically if you havent wiped properly, or just couldnt be arsed, you get BLOMP at the end of the day, when the remainder of the shit mixes with the natural sweat and begins BLOMP!

'Jesus christ, that was a hard day at work'
'Yea man, boss made us do a shit load of papers!'
'One sec, need the toilet'

*In Toilet*

'ARRR SHIT!!'
'What ISIT?!?!?'
'I GOT BLOMP MAN!!'

by James Bent January 16, 2008

Bloop

When you tell your girlfriend to blow you while you are pewping. A combination of the words blowjob and poop.

"Hey baby, get in here and give me a bloop."
"...you'll try anything once, huh? Well have you ever heard of a bloop?"

by hurtyballs July 29, 2008

Bloop

The act of inserting one or more fingers into your significant other/partner's asshole.

My boyfriend likes to bloop me during foreplay!

by Puma1023 March 17, 2011

blogpimping

-v. To utilize popular keywords or news stories in your blog posts in order to boost your search engine rankings and/or artificially elevate incoming traffic to your site.

Adam is always blogpimping with his Paris Hilton posts.

by coffee achiever March 22, 2004

bloopover

The roll of flesh that can sometimes be seen hanging over the waistband of low-rider pants. Usually caused by the combination of a belly shirt, low-rider jeans, and a failed sense of what looks good.

Her bloopover makes me think of the Michelin Man.

by kj March 10, 2005

Blooperbox

A funny online video contest where people can win cash money.

Yo dawg - that video is freaking hilarious, post that ish on BlooperBox, you know we fixin' to get paid!

by philtron3030 July 12, 2011

Blomp

A blomp occurs when a woman's breasts (normally large) bounce against her body whilst walking/jumping.

"Her tits are massive! Everytime she gets up and walks it's just like blomp, blomp, blomp!"

by BJC96 March 4, 2014