blizzow

Derived from the German "Blizzau"; sometimes shortened to "Blizzie" or "The Blizz".

The name of the coolest cat in Kalamazoo, Michigan. City also known as The Zoo.

Blizzau, please remove your teeth from my head. It is 5:14 a.m. Go eat a banana, play with your basketball or climb a doorframe.

by Mike Carlson April 21, 2004

blitzkrieg shopping

A fast paced shopping spree (likely in a mall) often involving large purchases and "lightning quick" movements from store to store.

Adam won't settle for slow paced purchasing - he prefers "blitzkrieg shopping."

by Michigan Debate Institutes August 12, 2005

Blitzkrap

Rapidly ejected excrement, turds entering the public domain like so many storm troopers invading Poland in 1939. Often used figuratively.

1. I turned on that news channel and heard so much blitzkrap that my ears turned brown.
2. I turned in some talk radio and heard so much blitzkrap that my ears turned brown.
3. I bought some blitzkrap at my local supercenter yesterday.

by Ernest Peabody July 25, 2006

blizzong

Putting the roach of a blunt into the bowl of a bong, put on a raquet piece. Hold it in and suck.

I have a blunt i smoked earlier and lets put it in your bong for a blizzong!

by Eric Smalls February 7, 2008

Blitz nig

When your so called niggas open a door and get shot by the rival gang

Watch out jermone it’s s blitz nig!

by Spank slapper March 10, 2018

Blitz Duels

Astronuaght best kit

we suck at Blitz DUels goddam this random knight just killed me

by T Y W O E June 25, 2022

blitz

A massive E-assault using AIM's warn feature, sending their warn level to 100% and rendering their screen name useless for a time.

A successful blitz can use as few as three people (or screen names) and be over in a matter of seconds.

No longer works due to upgrades in the system.

James was acting like a faggot so he got blitzed to 100%.

by Logan January 2, 2005