tuna blinds

Like beef curtains but odorous.

Man, I can smell your ol lady's tuna blinds from here, she needs to go shower.

by Grueller January 31, 2016

Bitch Blink

The face you make when someone says something extremely stupid. You close your eyes for 3 seconds and then open them while rolling your eyes at that person (Roll them right if the person is on your left and roll them left if the person in on your right. Choose when the person is in front of you. )

Aaron: Is Friday the 13th on a Thursday or Wednesday this year.

Alexis: *Bitch Blinks*
Aaron: Uuuuh?
Alexis: You fucking dumbass!

by GOATSUCKERS OOM HA LA February 13, 2017

spitzensparken blinkelichtzen

Refer to syntax highlighting that only bring useless distraction.

I'm sad to say it had no effect whatsoever on the number of pointless discussions about syntax highlighting, or as I prefer to call it, spitzensparken blinkelichtzen.

by shenlebantongying November 22, 2021

Slow Blinker

Someone who does not have the mental capacity for a job they are doing. This results in them having a blank look on their face and not asking questions while being trained.

What do you think of the new guy?

I don’t think he’s going to make it. He’s a bit of a slow blinker

by 30beforeThirty May 7, 2022

i only shoot blanks

I have had a vasectomy (tubes tied) my ejaculate cum contains no sperms, cannot make you pregnant, therefore let us fuck each other silly

Hi Babe! We should get to know each other better - I only shoot blanks ...

by MrWhooHoo January 19, 2014

Jar-Jar Binks

Someone who talks shit that no one can understand, and is always the but of the joke. They are also very clumsy and somehow manage to get their tongue caught in everything.

Dude 1: Have you seen the new kid, Jerry?
Dude 2: Yeah, i have. Not to be offensive, but he is a jar-jar binks.

by someone on the date of : October 24, 2018

The Pinky Blinky

When a woman stretches the ball sac of a man, and bites into the nut sac, causing the man to experience pain, so much so that he experiences blinkage. The woman then bites his testicles to release semen. The mixing of the semen, and blood, result in a gooey pink liquid.

*note* This act often leads to infections and the male participant often losing or having their semen production reduced. The male also often passes out from pain during or soon after the act.

Often Confused With: The Skin Grab

Wanna know how to bust a nut in the fastest way possible? Find a girl willing to do the Pinky Blinky on you.

by The Pinky Blinky Man May 22, 2020