Bork

To participate in an unforgivable act. Whether it be sexual, halo related, or jillian lowe related.

Bork Dog (kutz) is the official mascot of the borking sport.

Dude I got borked so hard last night in team slayer.

by A brad November 26, 2007

bork

to drink an excessive amount of alcohol and to end up throwing up and hugging the toilet all night

Matt Lee was so red in the face that I knew immediatley it was a bork night for him.

by Brad Goonisenburg July 24, 2009

bork

A person who is both a berk and a dork

Person A: I can't come to your party tonight because I need to beat my own score at solitaire on my laptop.

Person B: You bork.

by Sophizzle1 March 13, 2014

bjorn

another term for the vajayjay, box, britney

I forgot I wasn't wearing underwear with that mini skirt and accidently flashed my bjorn.

by jayhey December 8, 2007

borked

to have sex with or fuck

andy: i have borked alot of woman in my day
dave: you've borked?

by bad company August 14, 2007

bork

the sound made when tooting in a bathtub

you must have been gasey! i could hear that bork from the kitchen.

by Trav-dog August 5, 2008

Borken/borked

To be broken, really badly, like moi (Jess)
Originates from "I'm really borked bekka, er I mean broked, wait I like it let's keep it"

1. "I hurt" "That's a'cause you're borken"
2. I'm too borked for my own good.
3, His pensi was borken!!

by Dr Pepper Emo Child March 13, 2005