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internet bitches

Internet Bitches have been around since the internet has been a normal at home technology. They are bitches that hate their lives and usually join subcultures such as Goths, Punks, and other bitchy groups. They are to afraid to raise their voice at school to those who they hate. So they go on the internet and bitch to other internet bitches, who in turn read each others complaints. Internet Bitches are essentially wusses who believe that raising their voice over the internet and crying with other Internet Bitches is an act of bravery. Internet Bitches often think themselves smarter, or greater than the people the complain about.
"Dear Blog,
Today some asshole wiggers were making fun of me, I was about to say something, but realized that I was late for my chatroom meeting with my internet friends"

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a perfect example of an Internet Bitch is actually a person from my school, though i don't know who it is. Springfield Township High School In this definition they whine and complain because no one likes them.
by anon May 13, 2005
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Wassup yo bitches

A group of white kids who think their cool because they listen to rap music and they travel in a group of like 11 people and pick on smaller kids and smoke weed.
Fucking great, here come the wassup yo bitches.
by Doh Nuts 13 September 20, 2004
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bitchfester

A citizen of an internet forum of oh-so-serious and mostly hormone-ravaged pre-menstrual women, and socially deviant males on which it is supposedly "hilarious" to sit and rant for hours and days and weeks and months on end about, well, other people on forums really.

The law there is simple; pick another poster any any number of the popular internet forums, I don't know, someone who commits the crime of being popular or something, start a thread about them, then sit around constantly for the next year or so writing about how sad said person is for spending so much time on the forums. This makes the people there feel great and worth something, at long last, to society.

Everyone else just points and laughs at the bitchfesters.
"I am so cool and great and clever because I am a bitchfester and I hate people I don't even know!"
by Rubio July 31, 2008
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senior bitches

that group of senior girls in high school that every one wanted to be with or be. these girls are completely out of control and have lost all of their morals along with their clothes. they consume large amounts of alcohol on a daily basis and don't give a fuck what other people think of them.
by Ash-ah-lee July 14, 2007
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Zero Bitches

by MrBubbles August 20, 2021
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Bitches on Lock

To have a bunch of girls that want to get in your pants and give you head.
Damn look at all the Asian women around Mr. Lo! Sean's got the bitches on lock!
by bgauss94 November 11, 2012
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