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Dirty Benjamin

A man who’s gets Bitches but always gets friend zoned and just ends up being a fuck boy
She just said she wants to be friends he’s gonna pull a dirty Benjamin
by Kitty cat daddy November 23, 2021
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Dirty Benjamin

After taking a giant wet shit wipe your ass with a $100 bill and slap your ex wife in the face with her alimony Money.
After eating a soggy burrito Logan gave his ex wife a partial alimony payment in the form of a Dirty Benjamin.
by Order I’ll hustle July 15, 2022
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Benjamin

Peculiar and strange. Has few friends and an obsession with money and rules. Is found mainly in Dundee, Scotland as it is banned from most other countries.
"That boy's a bit Benjamin"
"He always counts his change", "Such a Benjamin!"
by Sgt. Fuzzyboots March 5, 2015
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Benjamin

THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCXDCCCCCCCCCCCETDGDVCGC.
"Hey, u know Benjamin?"
"He's fuccing THICCCCC
by Thiccgurl8888 May 24, 2017
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Benjamin Button

When you fuck a girl the first night you meet her and then each subsequent night she regresses to smaller degrees of sexual contact.
Hey, are you still fucking that blonde?
Nah, I got Benjamin Buttoned...she'll only let me spoon her.
by MTeasy October 26, 2011
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Benjaminlike

To be strong as an ox, quick as a ninja and wily as a fox while naturally exhuding unsurpassed intelligence, undeniable charm, unique humor, unsurpassed whit, and utilizing an extremely broad set of skills that help in all aspects of life.
Girl 1: "Is that guy a superhero? He's sooo HOT!"
Girl 2: "No. He is just benjaminlike but I think he is ridiculously HOT as well!!"
by Challbaby82 June 28, 2016
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Benjamin

Benjamin is a guy whom has a great resemblance with elephants especially Benjamin Blümchen.He has the smallest dick with an average of 1 inch long.
Watching Animal Planet: Wow that Benjamin is great.
by R£8007 January 11, 2018
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