Beat up the bodyguard

Taken from Episode 70 of The Sopranos. Tony kicks his own bodyguards ass to show his guys that he has still got it. He shows them that he is still a tough guy. It's when you show the people in your employment that you can do anything they can AND you can do it better.

Man, sometimes ya just gotta beat up the bodyguard.

Beat up the bodyguard by KKirish June 11, 2010

beat the bartender

A drinking game that is guaranteed to get you very drunk very fast!

The steps are very simple :
1 The drinker approaches the bar and orders a shot
drink (whiskey, bourbon, vodka, beer, etc..).
2 The drinker pays for the drink with too much money
(i.e. hand over a $5-bill for a $2 drink).
3 As the barman goes away to get change, the drinker
finishes your drink
4 When the barman returns with the change, go to step
number 1.

The game ends in a number of possible ways:

- drinker falls over (Result: Bar wins).
- barman punches drinker's lights out (Result: Draw).
- drinker gets thrown out (Result: Draw).
- bar closes (Result: Drinker wins).

person 1: "whoa man you look rough"
person 2: "yeah man i got fucking wrecked last night attempting to beat the bartender"

beat the bartender by greaver05 March 19, 2011

beat walker 

Cops, in groups of 2-5, that are randomly walking the city streets like that of New Haven, CT keeping the peace & looking for trouble.

"You see those beat walkers on the prowl?"
"Yeah, there's 3 of em on the corner, comin down the street."

beat walker by ButtaFly Bex December 31, 2013

Beat the deuce 

Prison slang. The act of getting to meal trays when only allowed one.

(Cafeteria setting)Bro, ain't no guards in here! Ima bout to beat the deuce!

Beat the deuce by Howard_HUZE January 5, 2018

Beat the pita 

A form of female masturbation. The "pita" is the vagina.

Boy : Jane, do you want to have sex?

Girl : Nah, I just beat the pita.

Beat the pita by hugemongus March 21, 2019

beat your mug 

‘do your makeup’

beat your mug is a sentence usually used by drag queens

person: i will beat your mug so good, ur gonna look so pretty

beat your mug by stweirdo December 2, 2019

Beat meat repeat paradox

When you're bored you beat your meat. This feels really good, but the more often you do it, the less satisfaction you get from it.

Dude I'm stuck in the coomer beat meat repeat paradox because of quarantine and my lack of skills with women.

Beat meat repeat paradox by please enter your username February 16, 2021