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rabid badger sex 

That wild, frenetic coupling that results in crashing off the bed, knocking over lamps, breaking apart furniture, and smashing into walls before collapsing in a sweaty, quivering heap.
What the hell happened to this room, dude? Oh, Kelly was over all night and, man, we had hours of rabid badger sex. It was beyond awesome!
rabid badger sex by flyingdog March 19, 2008
a very wide bumhole which can fit a babies head inside it.
Joey : I would totally do her in her bumhole

Dave : I heard she has a badgem

Joey : arg not fresh
Badgem by BUMHOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE June 23, 2011

dirty badger 

Putting it in the back door, then putting it in the front door, without doing anything in between.
Ross gave James' mum a dirty badger last night.
dirty badger by stephisgreat December 28, 2010

Badger Blood 

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Mountain Dew Amp energy drink and whiskey. After consuming several of these, one gains a honey badger level of not giving a shit and an overall feeling of invincibility. Morning after side effects include but are not limited to: total memory loss, feeling as if a King Cobra had bitten your entire body over and over again, and stomach issues from consuming gross amounts of unknown foods that you would normally not eat. Orgin of the term comes from "bros" that consume the beverage and compared it to actually drinking the blood of a honey badger to gain the feeling of everyday honey badger life.
Bro 1: "Bro, what the hell happened last night?"

Bro 2: "What happened? You drank to much badger blood and decided to make out with Rick's girlfriend, buy shots for 15 random broads, fight a hawk in a farm field and then proceeded to consume 4 beefy crunch burritos while screaming at a wall."
Badger Blood by Ethon July 17, 2013

Badger Mode 

Badger mode is a noun describing the state in which someone goes absolutely crazy, filled with adrenaline. Usually caused by an onset of determination and/or motivation. Similar to the anger filled animals called badgers.
Jason went absolutely Badger Mode and slaughtered all of the slugs!
Badger Mode by Telpu May 18, 2023

Modern badger 

In the theatrical world, actors will attempt to reflect modern society and the animal world by dressing up as a modern badger. To look truly authentic in this role the actor must combine the wearing of a leather jacket with stick-on whiskers.
I went to see a great play last night, and was swept away by one young girl whose depiction of a modern badger was quite superb.
Modern badger by Pcarm August 12, 2003