Backwards granny

One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)

Granddaughter: “oh no, I walked in on mamaw and papaw doing the backwards granny!”

Grandson: “damn.”

by created the backwards granny October 21, 2017

backwards hoe

A potato

Stop being a backwards hoe!

by Whacjskxjsnx May 18, 2017

backwards tornado

Backwards tornado
When a dude cums and the girl blows it back on his dick

She gave me tge backwards tornado.

by Animosus May 6, 2018

backwards goggles

A sex position which includes placing your ballsack on top of the girls eyes, almost like goggles and then spinning so that your balls rotate across her eyelids.

Hey Rick, me and my girlfriend performed the backwards goggles last night!

by Storythistle March 9, 2017

backwardsing

Planning an event or goal in reverse, starting with the completion, moving to the incremental steps one at a time up a timeline to set up a successful project.

I am "backwardsing" my day to get everything done on time.

by gypsy919 July 31, 2016

Backwards toolbelt

When a male tradie is working at a male homosexuals house, and the homosexual is watching way too intensely.

Mate, I had a job today and had to pull out the old backwards toolbelt.

by Mad goat January 29, 2020

I walk backwards so it’s always a party

White trash unemployed mullet fashionista that’s all party no work

I don’t need a future no job so I walk backwards so it’s always a party

by Bdog559 January 31, 2020