Ballz backwards 

An inability to function at a socially exceptable rate, due to extreme ammounts of awkwardness in everyday problems and procedure.
As awkward as seeing someone with two testicles tucked behind their legs and bending over.

"Yo, my rents are ballz backwards about this trip, so I'm not too sure if the thizzle is going down this weekend or next."
Well... picture the awkward sight of someone balls tucked in between their legs (balls are backwards) therefore the parent's planning abilities are slightly flawed due to their awkward way of going about things.

Ballz backwards by bG. May 25, 2006

ballz backwards 

When someone's social respect is lowered, because of their drug habbits. This includes Thizz, Pot, and Shrooms.

Socially awkward due to un-explainable laughter at various unhumorous situations. Also acceptably referred to as a Head, i.e. Pot Head, Shroom Head, Thizz Head.

When someone has partied too much and needs to take a year or so off of the club/hippie scene or let the pot pass.

"No, you shouldn't invite Deron...he's all ballz backwards and shit, I really can't stand him"

ballz backwards by Bobby -g May 28, 2006

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead. 

Haha blue text from someone's definition go brrrr.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead.

Being taken over by boredom and procrastination, and typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and repeating it backwards. I was so bored and didn't wanna write my 2000 word essay, that i typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq instead. by ISSDefinitions August 15, 2021

magical mystery backwards oreo

An oreo cookie with both cookie parts turned inward. Frequently results in the creme being stamped with a reverse image of the cookie design on both sides.

One side being turned inwards is called the mystery backwards oreo.

Bill: *is eating oreos* Oh man! I got a magical mystery backwards oreo!

John: Aw. I only got a mystery backwards oreo.

magical mystery backwards oreo by Lump sum September 1, 2009

I play my records backwards 

A way to note someone who is awesome, tough, beast or bad ass. Originates from the old rumor that subliminal or "evil" messages were hidden in records and could be heard when played backwards.

--Damn Tony! I just heard you round house kicked Ricky...IN THE FACE!
--Ya...That guy should've known I play my records backwards...Damn I'm a beast.

I play my records backwards by Ace of Spades <3=I February 26, 2011

Fall ass backwards 

To be given a job, responsiblity, etc. Abruptly and with little notice. Generally last minute and annoying.

Example of fall ass backwards:

Mom: I'm leaving watch the baby! Bye!!!
Kid: WHAT?!? No I can't even clean this thing if it shits the bed!!!
Mom: I tough you a while ago.
Kid: that was my sister!
Mom:*speeds off in car*

Governor Patterson of new York.

Fall ass backwards by Fuckedoverbabysitter June 5, 2009

holla backwards 

The ill emcee way to say holla back.

Emcee:
"The way I blazed this verse makes ya think im “token phrases”/
I already raised my win/loss record, your still shootin gazes/

IM OUT YA'LL!! holla backwards!

holla backwards by Darke April 9, 2003