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Busted Skunk

1. A particularly haggard or especially unappealing female, that not only is physically off-putting in virtually every aspect, but will often make things worse by making every wrong choice possible when it comes to attire, makeup, and hairstyle. For reference, this individual is a notch below “rode hard and put away wet”, and often looks like they are at the tail end of a 3-day bender or nightmare bachelorette party.

2. Female co-worker, regardless of how they look or their level of attractiveness.
“Damn Bro, I went out yesterday excited AF to see some sweet ass, and the place was full of nothing but busted skunks by the time I showed up!”

“Jeez…who is that busted skunk your sister came in with last night? She had a face like a paper bag full of smashed assholes!”

“This shithole is a little bit busted skunk heavy if you ask me, let’s ditch this turd and go to Applebees.”

“Hey I’m hungry! You busted skunks ready to go eat and get boozed up?”
by SMcGee May 6, 2022
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skunk funeral

1. A gaggle of smokers or 2. a stinky bar or chokingly toxic apartment.
1. Hold your breath, skunk funeral comin' up. Or: let's split this stinkin' skunk funeral.
by krusatyr November 4, 2009
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Barefoot Skunk

barefoot skunk is a phrase so offense and obscure that legally we cannot reveal its meaning.
-“Hey AJ I was kidding about telling my mom about barefoot skunk”
-“Are you sure, it seemed pretty real to me
-“No I am serious, I did not. You got pranked”
by barefootskunk42069 December 13, 2019
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bed skunk

After a night of raucous, dirty sex, the bed stinks the next day like a skunk had been in there.
After five days of sex and orgies at a swingers slub, the smell of bed skunk was terrible.
by Tcwilly June 8, 2020
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wiener skunk

wiener dog and skunk has a baby. also known as farret
damn david you have a really nice wiener skunk
by asston_cuh August 9, 2020
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skunk rump

When you hittin it from behind in her ass and she fart and it stank like skunk
Was talking about this sick skunk rump I hit last night
by Thebigjig August 10, 2016
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skunk bitch

a girl that talks a lot of shit and has vaginitis
that bitch talk hella shit. but she smells like a skunk bitch.
by lawquizox September 30, 2020
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