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archaspec

Marketing copy used in advertisements and product literature, especially high-technology, that trumpets their high specifications and exciting new features that in the present day seem quaint or almost unbelieveable.
Also can be used to describe a product that is obsolete, laughably so.
eg. 'Fully expandable to 27K of RAM' (Commodore Vic 20 computer)
Even his cellphone was an archaspec - no bluetooth, no camera, just a brick with an antenna.
by Mark A. Urquhart-Webb August 5, 2006
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Archord

To simultaneously record, as on hand, and archive: documents, photographs and personal possessions (i.e. clothes, memorabilia, souvenirs, chochkies, etc) and have these items stored in a secure place where they are easily identified retrieved and can be returned to storage.
Greg: Ken, I want you to archord these project files by 3:00 today.

(after complete...)

Ken: Project is Archorded!
by NYS-BHS October 1, 2008
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Archer Spider

an asian insect that resembles a puppet from the 1960's TV Show, Thunderbirds.

They are known characteristically for their "stiff" appendages; particularly the arms, that seem to be held by invisible wires - this is obvious in such poses as "running", "communicating" (limbs become rigid as they wave them about frantically trying to convey a message) and moving from place to place.

They are usually quite defensive about their environment ie. Asian origins. Not surprisingly, they are also sometimes found with their "Made in Malaysia" sticker still in tact.

However, they can be particularly deadly if given too much sugar, which will induce a hype known as The Japanese Spider Dance (which is slightly hypocritical considering they are bred exclusively in Malaysia) If this state occurs, violent outbursts of sideways jumping, water/food throwing, tantrums, and/or revenge will take place.

Their vengeful nature is especially scary. Such incidences have been reported where an Archer Spider has taken someone's underwear, and frozen it, before serving it again for breakfast.

So if you ever get caught by one of these creatures then just shout "THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!" and it will be momentarily stunned, before crawling back into its hole, also known as a bostock.
That guy's so stiff when he walks he could be an Archer Spider
by Firebringer February 3, 2010
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Architect Jenga

When you take the Jenga blocks and create your own tower with them. It takes more skill than regular Jenga since everybody doesn't know where the structurally unimportant blocks are. It also takes skill to create the tower, instead of just turning the container upside down.
Harry: Wow, that looks pretty cool.

Tom: You haven't played Architect Jenga before?
by The_Unoriginal October 29, 2010
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Archie Complex

The inability to decided between two women
An example of an Archie Complex is that Archie could never decided between the sexy, sweet girl next door Betty and the sexy bitch Veronica
by Chief8198 September 6, 2011
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archive bang

When you have sex with a person, then have sex with one or more different people after that and then at some point have sex with that original person again.
archive archived
"John is busy with an archive bang tonight."
by Gspot860 June 30, 2012
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archerwill

A small village in east-central Saskatchewan that is basically a Co-op community. The only restaurant closed down for the winter on Sunday and the only bar closees to early.
Hey let's go to Archerwill for some fun- "Said no one ever"
by Ingaff December 14, 2016
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