alaned

to masturbate and ejaculate on your sleeping partner's hair. This was invented in Darwin Australia by a strange man called Alan.

I came home and the bitch was pissed and out of it so I alaned her.

by grod June 15, 2007

Alice

Alice is a very short girl, often falls for French boys and resembles a lion. People are scared of her but once you get to know her she’s a massive pussy

Omg just get with me, stop being an alice

by Kancmaster May 4, 2018

Slack Alice

A derogatary term for a female. It means the female is a slut and her vagina is rather slack because of all the cock she's had.

''many pumpings did you get last night Slack Alice? Dirty slag.''

''aye see that burd over there? Shes a Slack Alice.''

by JuanRodriguez67 October 21, 2012

Alice in Chains

THE best rock band in my opinion. Their music is deep, poetic, dark, emotional, beautiful and just fucking rocks. Awesome vocals from Layne Stanley. Awesome guitar solos and vocals from Jerry Cantrel.

Some of their best songs include: Man in the Box, Nutshell, Angry Chair, Again, Rain When I Die, I Stay Away, Rooster, and Grind

It didn't really rain when Layne Stanley died..

Have you heard Nutshell? Its beautiful.

by Austin May 6, 2005

Albinegro

An albino negro.
A white person who looks like a black person but is white.
A White Negro
Albino + Negro = Albinegro

Dude, look at that guy. His lips look inflated to 50 p.s.i with pubic hair on his head. He has all the traits of a negro but is white. Yeah he's an Albinegro.

Look at that white spotted black chick, sure shit, she's a fucking Albinegro.

by Klik23 December 27, 2010

Alice

Amazonian goddess

Guy: is that Alice

Guy 2: sorry what was that I was just nutting at Alices awesomeness

by Yourmumisawomen November 25, 2019

Alice

Alice may seem like a bit of an introvert but once you get to know her you’ll soon realise she has the dirtiest mind and isn’t afraid to tell you the truth. Alice is pretty.... but not the type to marry in fuck, marry kill . Naturally smart in primary school so has lost any hope of a work ethic. She does have a big bum which she may not like but damn it is super plump and thicc. People are attracted to her but she is so afraid of commitment that she has rejected every single guy and girl that come her way. Her overuse of sexual innuendos are used to hide the fact she is a huge prude. she always looks out for everyone but herself which can cause some issues.... but overall a very sound gal

Wow... that girl over there is being a total Alice.... her laugh is so loud

by Twister555 December 11, 2019