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Widget Game

This is a game that can only be played by individuals who consume Guinness (or similar pub draughts, such as Murphy's) from a can. Only those who are aware of what the "widget" inside the can is are able to take part in the Widget game.

After the consumption of a pint, pick an opponent to take part in the Widget game. Remove the widget from the can, and have your opponent stand about 20 feet from you with their back turned. the goal is to throw the widget as hard as you can at the person's back. Two throws are permitted. If done correctly, a round, circular mark will begin to appear on their back where the widget hit.

This game is not for a weak individual who cannot withstand a sharp pain.

If you hit your opponent's back with the widget, you score a point. Your opponent then gets two throws at you, and if they hit you, the game continues. The game can continue as long as desired by participants.

Honor, Valor, and Prestige are awarded to the winner.
Instigator: Widget Game?
Opponent: Sure. What's the widget game?
Instigator: The rules are simple. I will explain as we go.
by dcooper5 April 18, 2010
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wedge

In which a lurker inserts himself into a group by forcefully squeezing between two people and then not contrubuting to the conversation.
Jake: Hows it going man?
Steve: Pretty good.
(Sebastien wedges himself in between)
Jake: ......um hey
Seb: (no response)
Steve: Wow, lurk hard
by SPX Represent December 19, 2010
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Widget

A tiny vestigial brain which is all that remains of the person's intellect after years of mental self-harm

The 'widget' drives extremely retarded behaviour, loves to be the centre of attention and is often to be found railing against an irrational sense of injustice, corruption or lack of integrity.

Can become abusive but amusing when roused.
That guy is hassling me everyday 'cos he thinks I stole his bubble-gum stickers, what a widget!
by rex12 May 14, 2011
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saucy wedge

Friend One: Dude, check out the knockers on that broad!
Friend Two: Man, that is one saucy wedge!
by Roboito June 17, 2006
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Saucey wedgey

Putting lotion or cream down the back of one's pants and then giving them a wedgey. Hence a saucey wedgey!
Lets give that little mother fucker a saucey wedgey.
by takistan November 8, 2009
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Wisconsin Wedge

When you have a wet fart which results in an itchy ass and the scraching of the ass crack results in a wedgie.
Do I scratch my itchy asscrack and risk a Wisconsin Wedge?
by 57duetsch06 January 7, 2010
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Potato wedge

The potato wedge is the act of eating seven and a half chips then jumping into a tunnel slide and getting stuck.

Derives from the word wedge or wedging. Potato wedge or potato wedging is a rare, complicated manner . Often used as a joke or an insult
Jim: that person is so fat

Jonny: I know right... she probably does a potato wedge
by 8legs4eyes March 21, 2017
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