Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
by That Fuhking guy August 14, 2022
Someone that a cocky person thinks is there to back down and get walked on because their head and heart hardened while their ass is still soft.
The cocky guy/girl thought that he/she was tougher than the guy he/she thought was a welcome mat, and thought that the welcome mat would be outmachoed or outtoughed at everything in life.
by The Original Agahnim July 02, 2021
The greeting one receives from a friend/colleague who is genuinely happy you have it as bad as he/she does.
Side-note: said friend/colleague may proudly refer to him/herself as The Mayor of Fucktown if he/she has been fucked by life for a sustained period of time.
Side-note: said friend/colleague may proudly refer to him/herself as The Mayor of Fucktown if he/she has been fucked by life for a sustained period of time.
Luthor: "Ugh, what a week.. I lost my job. My wife asked me for a divorce and I my kid hates me."
Joe: "Welcome to Fucktown!"
Joe: "Welcome to Fucktown!"
by BlkFlg August 11, 2024
The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.
by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2023
Welcome to the future is a song that's the main menu theme of Trials Fusion.
It's lyrics are:
Welcome to the future.
Man, machine, the future.
Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.
-Music
Slay your darkest fears.
Down the narrow tracks we steer.
Welcome to the future.
Light-years ahead of evolution.
Welcome to the future.
-More music.
It's lyrics are:
Welcome to the future.
Man, machine, the future.
Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.
-Music
Slay your darkest fears.
Down the narrow tracks we steer.
Welcome to the future.
Light-years ahead of evolution.
Welcome to the future.
-More music.
Welcome to the future.
Man, machine, the future.
Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.
-Music
Slay your darkest fears.
Down the narrow tracks we steer.
Welcome to the future.
Light-years ahead of evolution.
Welcome to the future.
-More music.
Man, machine, the future.
Welcome to the future. Light-years ahead of evolution.
-Music
Slay your darkest fears.
Down the narrow tracks we steer.
Welcome to the future.
Light-years ahead of evolution.
Welcome to the future.
-More music.
by HawaiianPunch1 December 18, 2024